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Discussion What’s the closest alternative to having real sex?

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I think the closest thing to real sex is strapping on a VR headset for porn while fucking a sex doll torso. That's the best it's gonna get for me without escortmaxxing or betabuxxing.

What do you think is the closest alternative to having real sex?
 
Rape (in Red Dead Redemption 8 of course)

It IS real sex, but you don't have to be Chad to experience it so I guess it still counts
 
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Fleshlight is probably good enough. I feel like a sex doll is too expensive and unnecessary.
 
Life size doll
 
Fleshlight is probably good enough. I feel like a sex doll is too expensive and unnecessary.
I think I will start with a vr headset and fleshlight, then move my way up to a sex doll butt, then a torso
 
you might as well as fuck a prostitute tbh
 
I think the closest thing to real sex is strapping on a VR headset for porn while fucking a sex doll torso. That's the best it's gonna get for me without escortmaxxing or betabuxxing.

What do you think is the closest alternative to having real sex?
Drugs comes with addiction though. Thats only way I cope when the pain of no women gets to bad and I stay up for a couple nights twackering then im good for a bit.
 
Those sex doll torsos look pretty interesting :ha..feels:
 
vivid wet dreams
 
I think I will start with a vr headset and fleshlight, then move my way up to a sex doll butt, then a torso
Those sex doll torsos look pretty interesting :ha..feels:
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This is the butt toy I have and its perfect. You wouldnt even need porn this ass is sexy by itself, but if you combind of these with vr your gonna have a blast (of semen)
 
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This is the butt toy I have and its perfect. You wouldnt even need porn this ass is sexy by itself, but if you combind of these with vr your gonna have a blast (of semen)
that's Tantaly's Caroline, I think I might get Cecilia since she's slightly lighter.

Do you own a VR headset?
 
It's lighter and easier to move than a full sex doll. perfect for vr porn.
hell yeah, the arms and legs and head on a doll just get in the way anyways.
 
+ fleshlight = best combo. Also maybe a hooker for non UScells?
I think i will start with a VR headset + automatic stroker fleshlight, then after I buy both of them, I will start escortmaxxing
 
I think dolls
 
I think the closest thing to real sex is strapping on a VR headset for porn while fucking a sex doll torso. That's the best it's gonna get for me without escortmaxxing or betabuxxing.

What do you think is the closest alternative to having real sex?
A robowaifu that you love
Galatea neocities

Spud
Maidcom
 
that's Tantaly's Caroline, I think I might get Cecilia since she's slightly lighter.

Do you own a VR headset?
Nah i dont really play any vr games so I wouldn't really use it
 
Having sex while lucid dreaming
 
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This is the butt toy I have and its perfect. You wouldnt even need porn this ass is sexy by itself, but if you combind of these with vr your gonna have a blast (of semen)
That thing costs as much as a big ass lego set. :shock:

How the fuck are poorcels gonna buy that?
 
That thing costs as much as a big ass lego set. :shock:

How the fuck are poorcels gonna buy that?
you wageslave a ton like I did its motivation for me to keep wageslaving to buy copes like this
 
you wageslave a ton like I did its motivation for me to keep wageslaving to buy copes like this
You ain't getting me to be a waggie, fed.
 
You would need to buy women's used panties to create the smell in the room.

I don't even think I would have the energy for sex. I just need a quick lazy wank to keep my low sex drive at bay.
 
Paying for sex.
 
Sex dolls or sleeping with prostitutes.
 
VR + Sex doll
 
You would need to buy women's used panties to create the smell in the room.

I don't even think I would have the energy for sex. I just need a quick lazy wank to keep my low sex drive at bay.
Either that or open a can of sardines and let it sit on the counter for a week and then place it next to a fan.
 
Fuck that would be auful
My college freshman year roommate would skip his classes and fuck the nastiest skanks on campus in our dorm room and it would make it smell like rotten fish for an hour or so when I got out of class.
 
Sit on your hand till it gets numb and then jerk off :soy:
 

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