Whats the best foods for smelly farts

[Lonelyus]

But they have to be silent, So whats the best food for smelly farts other than beans, For example i want to walk into a resturant pretend to check out the menu then fart and leave, I want to sit on a bench nearby and watch it all unfold.

If they spot me i will run.

I am bored ASF

 

[CroatianManlet2]

Jfl i guess a shitton of grapes.Like 40 red grapes or so.

 

[Lonelyus]

Jfl i guess a shitton of grapes.Like 40 red grapes or so.

Will it be silent tho

 

[CroatianManlet2]

Will it be silent tho

I think so

 

[failednormie_]

drink caffiene on an empty stomach

 

[Lonelyus]

I think so

ill test it out at home and learn the teqnique before i endulge in anything.

 

[Lonelyus]

drink caffiene on an empty stomach

That will just make me shit, We have to prevent shit here because i need to be actively moving and be able to watch it unfold.

 

[Fed_911]

Eat your poop and that of your dog as well. Drink your own piss.