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What would your ideal day look like?

Charley

Charley

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An ideal day for me would be spent not having to worry about my looks and enjoying life in public without thinking, just like the normies would. I want the kind of friend I've never had to talk to about interesting things with by my side, and I wouldn't feel alone for once. Perhaps we would pig out at a restaurant with really good food. See new places. I wouldn't even want a girlfriend if I had just one really good friend. Anything besides my typical LDAR routine on the weekends.
 
NEETING while getting a check in the mail:feelzez:
 
1. Don't wake up
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Just spending time with a loving girlfriend. :feelsrope:
 
Traveling to Japan with my looksmatched weeaboo gf

Oh wait :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Inside a female for 24 hours.
 
Read, sex, swim, smoke pot and get drunk, sex, watch a good movie and cuddle, play with my dog, sex
 
I wake up and a young girl stands beside my bed with a plate of food. She says ''rise and shine my lord. I made breakfast for you'' And then I eat the food while peaceful music is playing. After that I play destiny 2 until 6pm. After that I have a reverse gangbang with a dozen young ninja girls. After that I go for a swim in a cold pool that no one has defiled with their sweat. After that I watch harry potter while sitting between two young ninja girls. And they kiss my cheeks once every minute. And then I go to sleep.
 
Waking up in an alt universe
 
Eating a large plate of pancakes and waffles for breakfast, play some league of legends, then having a foursome with 3 10/10 mega hot perfect stacy's (1 asian, 1 white, 1 black) for a few hours, eating a large bowl of mac and cheese while smoking a joint, continuing the foursome, eating burritos with a vanilla milkshake for supper the a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch right after, continuing the foursome til around midnight, then the 3 of them each pull out a 12 gauge shotgun and blast me to smithereens. Perfect day tbh tbh
 
sit down and dehydrate on a sunny day while smoking weed, preferably on a bench in an abandoned park bench
Eating a large plate of pancakes and waffles for breakfast, play some league of legends, then having a foursome with 3 10/10 mega hot perfect stacy's (1 asian, 1 white, 1 black) for a few hours, eating a large bowl of mac and cheese while smoking a joint, continuing the foursome, eating burritos with a vanilla milkshake for supper the a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch right after, continuing the foursome til around midnight, then the 3 of them each pull out a 12 gauge shotgun and blast me to smithereens. Perfect day tbh tbh

that was alot of food. i hope you dont cope eat irl, or you tend to get fat
 
Living the NEET life in Japan, owning a Toyota Mark II JZX100 and getting loads of Japanese pussy.
 
Wake up at 2 pm

Watch some anime and read some manga

browse and shitpost on /a/ why asta>deku

browse this site

go for a bike ride from 4am-6am

sleep and repeat
 
LDAR at the incelcon mansion with fresh sloots and baking soda
 
wake up, watch something, play games, eat, sleep. Repeat this cycle the next day.
 
Wake up at 6 am while the moring sun is still on the horizon.

An ONS bringing me a hot cheese pizza with salami and silently saying with a cute smirk "last night was fun, we should it again sometime". I say devilishly in a whisper "thank you. Yeah, but not right now".

While I'm enjoying this large oily pizza , my best friend calls me and says lets go fishing.

I, while feeling ecstatic and confident about myself, accept the offer. It's one of my favorite childhood hobbies.

While sitting in the passenger of a red, recently waxed chevy and him in the drivers seat, my mate pull out a joint and says"wanna hit it?"

We hit it and roll down the windows. The radio starts playing some Milky Chance and slightly warm breeze blows through my hair. I've figured life out.

After a good hour of listening to music and enjoying the trip, we get to a lake. It's in the middle of a forest. No unnatural sounds. It's feel a bit eery but, by the time we got our fishing poles prepared, the deep conversations change it to a relaxed setting.

We are fishing, drinking, talking. Life is good. Not a single cloud.

It's around 7 pm. We decide that we have a good amount of fish. It's time to cook.

While I gather some tinder for the campfire, my friend prepares the fish. As soon as the campfire is lit and starts to burn the bulkier logs of willow, my friend pull out a guitar from the back seat of the chevy and passes it to me.

I play some sad songs by Dauther, Lil Peep, Milky Chance and we talk about the old days while the outside part of the fish is simmering.

The meal is not important, we are having a good time but it's time to head home.

When we are nearing the city, that ONS texts me "Hey baby, are you free tonight? :)"

I get home. Five minutes later, a knock on the door is heard while The Weeknd is softly playing on a speaker set.

The dark green dress she is wearing on her hourglass-shaped body looks perfect with that ginger hair and freckled face.

I calmly say "Come in".

We open up a bottle of wine, have a chat about the banal lives people live. At this point, half of the bottle is gone. We are getting closer and closer to each other. The topics shift to more sexual ones. Her eyes light up like the night sky full of glistening stars.

I kiss her. It's a slow kiss. I can taste Cherry-flavoured lipstick on my lips. I pull her in closer and we are making out.

Time loses its meaning. She's wet. My dick is hard. The pieces of clothing start coming off.

I'll leave it up to your imagination on how I throw her on the king-sized bed and fuck her like no one ever before but that is what I would consider a perfect day.
 
Waking up to see something i like in the mirror, going to school and socializing then going to sleep
Not asking much
 
Video games with my friends :feelsohh:
 
Go to the city with gf at late afternoon to a nice restaurant and enjoy eachothers time and converse. At night walk around the city with her holding my arm and look at the pretty buildings and lights around us. Go to a park or landmark and smoke then make out with her. Take the train home with her resting on my shoulder. Sleep next to her knowing she loves me and apreciates my prescence (wouldnt even fuck, the validation of her being with me is perfect). Wake up and fuck
 
Wake up at 6pm, it's already time for dinner. Hot gf (don't care about age much but preferably 18-25) brings me plate of chicken mcnuggies and chocolate milk in bed. She feeds them to me like grapes, touching and rubbing my shirtless body as I'm chewing.
We play Mario Kart or some other cute games that girls like for a few hours. We then watch TV. After binge watching shows, GF lays down and props feet up on my lap and starts twirling her hair and smiling seductively. First I'm mildly annoyed because I don't want to be horny yet, I'm really interested in this episode of Matlock. But then she starts rubbing her feet close up to my face trying to seduce me. She wins, I pin her down and we make passionate fucks.


We lay in bed cuddling, kissing, talking, laughing and looking at internet memes. We make fun of incels. She falls asleep, I play with her hair for a while. Finally I watch porn on incognito until I get tired myself.
 
On a weekday
Get up nice and early, well rested
Workout
Eat a big breakfast
Go to work
Be productive
Get along with coworkers
Come home and rot on youtube

On a weekend
Wake up nice and early, well rested
Go to the beach with my boys
Eat a nice big lunch
Have a night on the town
Go home with a beautiful girl
Make love
Repeat the next day
 
Wake up

*quiet everywhere*
*feel hungry*
*go to the grocery store*

Asteroid hit Earth. Everybody is dead.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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