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Experiment What would you rather be?

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Let’s say you have this choice of what life to have. What do you choose?

You’re either an ugly manlet but your oneitis will give you 1 awesome pornstar blowjob every day for the rest of your life (but nothing else, incel life apart from that).
Or... you’re chad, but you have no penis and cannot get surgery to have a penis, so you get no sex, but nobody knows this. You can still have a chad life minus the sex (eg social validation, attention, parties, making out with girls, eat their pussies).
 
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I can't live without a dick
 
Being a Chad who is unable to fuck sounds worse than being an incel. It's like you're constantly losing the super bowl by one point.
 
I would live the rest of my life drinking champagne from boobs. Also I wouldn't have to work anymore or anything so I guess dickless chad is the best
 
ugly manlet with a dick tbh
 
Chad without a dick of course, ugly manlet still will be treated as a subhuman, jfl at volunteerly refusing to live on tutorial mode in favour of a shitty blowjobs by used up roasties
Everyone who chooses the first option is bluepilled foid worshipping cuck
 
I vote chad without a dick.
Means you can still enjoy your life and get adored everywhere you go. Get treated favourably in all aspects of life.
When it comes to sex and LTR, you could maybe just eat pussy forever or convince her to go with a strap on, plenty of foids would probably take a dickless chad bf or husband and use a strap on.
 
I don't like contrived hypotheticals. It gets really bizarre at times, like this one.

It all comes down to utility. You have to ask yourself what do you value more and what gets you more out of it.

Being chad has more life utility. Do I still get horny but am unable to fap as chad?

I vote chad without a dick.
Means you can still enjoy your life and get adored everywhere you go. Get treated favourably in all aspects of life.
When it comes to sex and LTR, you could maybe just eat pussy forever or convince her to go with a strap on, plenty of foids would probably take a dickless chad bf or husband and use a strap on.

:feelspuke:
 
I'm already a turbo manlet so it's a bonus. Chad one implies I can't even take a piss.
 
first one, since i am already a manlet, but not ugly, but i also do not have a oneitis
 
Chad without a dick. I'd get tired of seeing the same foid sucking my dick every day. A lifetime as a chad is much more appealing. You would get put forward for all the job promotions, people would look up to you rather than down at you, especially if you're a shortcel. Having women drool over you would be a massive ego boost and everyone would want to be around you, meaning lots of friends. It's an easy choice to make tbh.
 
Chad tbh, i don't even care about women anymore. Plus as a Chad i can just beat up everyone who looks at me wrong.
 
What would you choose?
 
Why would your looks matter if you could have sex despite them? It makes no sense to go for Chad here. I would also never sacrifice my penis for anything.
 
I would be Chad, being Chad entails social superiority and the ability to grow an advanced, expansive friend circle around me. I would be able to do my job without being harassed and pretty much everyone would respect me.

The way I see it, all I'm giving up is the ability to masturbate.
 
I'd take being the Chad just to flex on people. Incel life sucks and a blowjob a day won't change that really
 
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