Experiment What would you do?

[jerrycan dan]

You are trapped on a small desert island about a kilometre across. There are coconut trees and some scrubby foliage at the center of the island. The island itself has sandy soil and is surrounded by a stretch of shallow reef. On the other side of the island there are three Hasidic Jews, Braziliansigma, a HIV positive tranny, an Islamic terrorist, Bill Gates, Hamlossus and a 14 year old virgin femoid, all of whom have been shipwrecked and will bump into you eventually. You have enough fresh water to last three people a week, a toolbox style claw hammer, a canoe with no paddle and a loaded gun with three bullets. What do you do?

 

[Captain Funny]

jack off

 

[Deleted member 14866]

go ER

 

[Deleted member 16455]

go ER

 

[Captain Funny]

Real answer
Throw everyone into the ocean
Shoot one
Blood attracts sharks

Peace and quiet

2 bullets left if i get bored

 

[Incellectual]

use the gun to shoot myself

 

[Deleted member 8353]

What do you do?

Shoot one of the Jews, as well as the muslim and Hamlossus with the gun.
Beat Braziliansigma, Bill gates, and the two remaining Jews to death with the hammer.
Fuck the foid for days.
Wait for the tranny to rope on it's own.

 

[Deleted member 14805]

Take the 14 year old virgin femoid to be my wife, invite Hamlossus to my wedding to be my best man, and rob Bill Gates so my JB wife and I can live a luxurious life and I kill everyone else since they're not important.

 

[Smallondick]

I WILL BE VERY CAREFUL.

 

[Microsoft Excel]

I would use a stick to make spreadsheets in sand.

For real though I don't know. As much as I'd love for it to be some kind of movie where I become the leader and man in power, it probably wouldn't happen. I'd try to share my resources with those I trusted and form a loyal group to survive (Probably ham, brazil, and Bill). However this most likely wouldn't even happen either and I'd get ransacked for everything and be one of the first dead. The cucks would use it to help the girl and she'd become a goddess.

I want to have this perfect world where we'd get along and survive together until we either get saved or die there, but this won't happen and everything will go to shit very fast. Darwinism and naural selecton will soon settle in and we'd be revealed as the true barbaric animals we really are.

 

[Michael15651]

Assuming I escape the island, I leave with Bill Gates under the condition I take a quarter of his wealth in return for guaranteeing his escape. I do that by demanding the Jews to build us a ship in the beginning, providing them cocunuts in exchange for their work only to leave them at the end.

 

[StaroRavager]

go ER

use the gun to shoot myself

 

[jetfuelcel]

You really laid out a stark situation right there. Island survival is grim, especially on a desert one. Would hold out for rescue and try as hard as possible to survive, then blow my brains out if it became obvious that I was doomed.
I would try to catch fish, see if there is any local fauna on the island to eat, and harvest coconuts as our water supplies faded.
Kill or threaten to kill the Islamic terrorist to see if they have any extra gear. Ask Bill Gates if he brought a satellite phone.
Hypothetically speaking, murder and cannibalism if truly necessary. Would probably abstain from eating the one with HIV unless I was truly on the brink of death and had zero other options.

 

[Insomniac]

I would shoot BrazilianSigma 3 times and then feed his corpse to hammy

ded srs

 

[monkaGIGA]

fuck the hole

 

[TheGambler2]

Shoot one of the Jews, as well as the muslim and Hamlossus with the gun.

How dare you shoot hammy

use the gun to shoot myself

Tbh

 

[RollD20]

Ambush the terrorist for more ammo first.
Then forage and see if I can find more supplies. If any of the vegetation is edible I would procure most it for myself.
If I run into the JB, I would see if she would be willing to work with me. I will give her 2 hours if she shows signs of liking me(unlikely) she lives. If not I dispose the body off into the ocean, claiming she just disappeared, so chad doesn't get her.
I would save my ammo and keep all the supplies to myself. I would not care for the others on the island, if they survive or kill each other, I won't intervene.
I would see if Bill Gates has an way to contact help, he probably does since I doubt he doesn't travel without a way to contact help when emergency arises.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

How dare you shoot hammy

It's not personal bro.

 

[jerrycan dan]

You really laid out a stark situation right there. Island survival is grim, especially on a desert one. Would hold out for rescue and try as hard as possible to survive, then blow my brains out if it became obvious that I was doomed.
I would try to catch fish, see if there is any local fauna on the island to eat, and harvest coconuts as our water supplies faded.
Kill or threaten to kill the Islamic terrorist to see if they have any extra gear. Ask Bill Gates if he brought a satellite phone.
Hypothetically speaking, murder and cannibalism if truly necessary. Would probably abstain from eating the one with HIV unless I was truly on the brink of death and had zero other options.

Seeing as you're focused on the survival aspect, how hard would it be to get 1000-2000 maintanence level calories a day on a diet of small fish and coconuts? Is there an optimal amount of people for a roving fishing/coconut harvesting crew on a 1 km in diametre island? How quickly would shelter from the elements become an issue and how serious would it be? I never even thought about cannibalism but realistically people are probably the single best dietary fat (which you need) source on the island.

 

[Azaylias]

go ER

 

[Dionysus]

Create an alliance with the terrorist

 

[Sitokirment]

kill the terrorist, fuck the foid, marry Bill Gates

 

[FlamingCel]

go ER

 

[Void]

I would eliminate as many potential "opposition" in term of leadership or food as possible.

It would depends on where I start of course, for example:

If I meet Brazillian sigma, hammy, the tranny, the jews I would kill ASAP, this is especially true if the jews already known each other, killing as many as possible before the others can get their bearing is the decider of this strategy, as you can chain kill them, saving bullets before they can group up. If I am short on time, depending on those around me I can frame one group against another.

I think I can take down gates and the foid in melee, maybe the tranny but many of them are pretty ogre so IDK. I'll save the foid for later but she's still gonna die if I meet her first and she's not repulsed by me for whatever reason.

Blitz is going to be the most effective tactics if I cannot get out of the island, I would still prefer to take out others because without a doubt I'll be ostracized and exiled, maybe not by hammy, gates, the foid or the tranny but the other males are the biggest problems

 

[quinn24]

forcibly use the girl as a fuck toy and eventually shoot myself

 

[Words2_live_bye]

tell everyone about my gun, and tell them that whoever kills the jews first will be rewarded my gun.
once they are dead i keep my gun, then convince the tranny, bill gates and hamlossus to kill the terrorist and braziliansigma.
then use the tranny as a slave, keep bill gates for technology and shit, keep hamlossus as a friend, and the 14 year old virgin will be my wife/girlfriend.
Extra rules. The tranny is to remain from NOT doing anything that would pass body fluids onto any of us, if so then the tranny dies.
bill gates and ham are to stay away from the 14 year old, if they go near her i shoot them. if the girl doesn't let me fuck her, then i will either turn her into a slave, or torture her.

Overall i would live a happy life with my virgin wife and 3 slaves

 

[Wonder]

Shoot myself.

 

[ihaveno1]

JFL @ this thread, i would just fuck the 14year old, kill braziliansigma, and steal bill gates money

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Is that 14 old cute?

 

[suckdick]

marry Bill Gates

 

[tehgymcel420]

Beat Braziliansigma

I would shoot BrazilianSigma 3 times and then feed his corpse to hammy

kill braziliansigma

Why would you do something like that to a fellow incel?

 

[StoicNihilist]

Real answer? I'd try my best to cooperate with them. But most of us will eventually die. I'd eat and cannibalize all but the HIV tranny.

Possibility of rescue in these situations is virtually zero if it's far out in the ocean. So I'd save a bullet for myself.


My funny answer? Become a serial killer cannibal. I'd sneak into thier camp in the dead of night under a new moon to ensure total darkness, with my gun and hammer, and bludgeon one of the survivor's head in with the hammer. Trying to pick one that is sleeping away from the others or on the outskirts of camp. Completely unaware of my presence, they will freak the fuck out after discovering the body thinking that one of thier own did it. Turning against eachother in a "Lord of The Flies" type scenario. They will fear eachother, and eventually start parting ways. After this, they will be alone and easy to kill, so I will start killing them off one by one at night every few weeks or so. I would eat thier bodies and have a feast, one by one.

 

[Anoncel123]

Take the 14 year old virgin femoid to be my wife, invite Hamlossus to my wedding to be my best man, and rob Bill Gates so my JB wife and I can live a luxurious life and I kill everyone else since they're not important.

This is the best choice tbh ngl.

 

[Jog Mansen]

kill everyone except 14 year old who i fuck, Hamlossus would be exception since he is an incel i will be merciful and enslave him to farm and acquire food for me and my 14 year old concubine

 

[Looksmaxxcel]

Make the girl give me the succ

 

[Mainländer]

Ally with Bill Gates, Hamlossus and the Islamic terrorist against the other males, kill them and share the virgin JB.

 

[Deleted member 10314]

Wait for the tranny to rope on it's own.

 

[Deleted member 17984]

Kill the jews
Eat Ham (sorry bud)
take the femoid and Bill gates with me to help build a canoe paddle and fuck the foid
Put the terrorist and tranny together to fight to the death

 

[Deleted member 17724]

The gun only has three bullets but the others don't know this right? So I'd kill the tranny and two hasidic jews first, the former to eliminate the threat of getting HIV and the latter for food. Then I tell the other guys (expect for the remaining jew) that I have more bullets left and tell them I'll spare them if they'll work for me and if I can take the foid as my wife. I order them to kill the remaining hasidic jew. Then, when night comes and I've deflowered the foid I kill hamlossus and the Islamic terrorist while they're sleeping because they're the biggest potential threats left.

Bill Gates is old and low-T so he will most likely not take the risk of trying to kill me or fuck my wife so I'll use him to build me stuff. Eventually, I'll set him free and he can go live as a hermit on the other side of the island while I'll live my with wife and harem of loli daughters on the other side.

 

[ReallyRice]

go ER

 

[Braincel14w]

Very cool question/scenario. You would have to stop them from forming alliances so take out 2 of the (((natural alliance members))) then you'd have to get the others to work for you and kill anyone of the others who became a problem to your leadership.