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What would you do when your country forces you to join army during war?

lonelycurry26

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Lets say somehow you there is war and the government need men like in Ukraine to say and fight. What would you do?
 
Just be myself, as soon as my unit met me, they would say, "this guy is a Russian sympathizer get rid of him". :feelsmage:
 
Lets say somehow you there is war and the government need men like in Ukraine to say and fight. What would you do?
Shoot myself in the leg with a small firearm and say it was an accident. Get sick leave for 6 months:feelsautistic:
 
Just pretend that you're mentally retarded. That shouldn't be too difficult for a lot of people, since it comes naturally to most.
 
Just be myself, as soon as my unit met me, they would say, "this guy is a Russian sympathizer get rid of him". :feelsmage:
in case of the Russian part they would definately "get rid of you"
 
World Trade Center Wtc GIF
 
This is the real answer. Just say no, you're not fighting on some dirty war so that some corporate military industrial complex crony gets rich off of government defense contracts. Then if they threaten to jail you, happily oblige them, since the alternative is being fodder for the meat grinder
 
Not show up for whenever they drafted me.

If they came asking I'd say I was too sick to make it.

If somehow they forced me to go to training, just fail on all the physical stuff.

volunteer to help war effort in a non-physical job like accountant.
 
Show them my mental state
 
Either they would have to drag me out of my house and jail me or they would drag me out of my house and execute me. There's no way in hell I'll be risking getting killed for kikes
 
I rather shoot my head than die serving a fucking cucked shithole.
 
I will go with a hope that an enemy bullet will kill me
 
go in as a suicde bomber


then i'll go out with a BANG
 
I would refuse to go tbh, I would rather go to jail if it came to that
 
Not show up for whenever they drafted me.

If they came asking I'd say I was too sick to make it.

If somehow they forced me to go to training, just fail on all the physical stuff.

volunteer to help war effort in a non-physical job like accountant.
Why not intentionally fail the aptitude test? Then you'd be physically and mentally unfit to do anything in the army.
 
fall in and head towards the light. :feelsokman:
 
Cloaked in the flag knife between my teeth.
 
start killing my own men
 
i will join just to kill and get killed. it will be a thrilling last experience, and if i survive, i will fucking rope
 
Would refuse even if it means to go to prison. Would never fight for a country that hates me
 
Draft dodge or try to feign mental illness. I am not fighting for megacorporations, globohomo or f****ism
 
I'll join it and the second i get my hands on a gun I'll blow my brains out:lul:
 
I would shoot "my" people in the back
 
I'd kill myself.
 
I would go and fight. A war oughta spice up my life
 
Get my hands on foids of enemy nation and....
 
not gonna happen, i ran away from my country for that very reason, literally couple days after there was a poll should all men do the obligatory couple years long military conscription and for some reason wahmens can actually vote about this and 70% of them said sure that's great idea :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :feelsEhh:
 
not gonna happen, i ran away from my country for that very reason, literally couple days after there was a poll should all men do the obligatory couple years long military conscription and for some reason wahmens can actually vote about this and 70% of them said sure that's great idea :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: fuckkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :feelsEhh:
jews in israel at least take wahmens too because in modern war size and strength means shit, everyone can hold a rifle
but in european cuckistan whores are queens and when they send us to die for politicians money and ego they will whore themselves in paris
fuck this world men :smonk:
 
American foids hate me - so let the Russians or North Koreans deal with them.
 
I would join the Russians.
 
Join, do nothing on the battlefield, get shot to death, boom, no longer an incel.
 
Thankfully enough I can't get drafted cus asthma lol
 
Desert, there is no other choice. You're fighting for toilets and their privileges, nothing more. :blackpill:
 
I would only join if the government allowed state mandated gfs
 
Kek imagine dying for a soyciety that has spat on our faces.
Side with the enemy and kill the faggots that bullied you.:feelsUgh:
 

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