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Cope What would you do if you woke up in 1991?

Bet money on sports events
 
the same thing i am doing in 2020
 
Assuming I could do anything? Probably visit the old world trade center in NYC.
 
Go to nearest comic convention, comic shop, anywhere to find nerdy girls and date them or hook up tbh
in 1991 a guy like me could maybe be able to get away with that
 
Go to nearest comic convention, comic shop, anywhere to find nerdy girls and date them or hook up tbh
in 1991 a guy like me could maybe be able to get away with that
High iq. And they'd probably think you're funny and have a good personality from all the things you learned from the future. You won't be as autisic as regular 90scels.
 
Seeing as the internet was just around the corner and since it would result in the dot com bubble anyway, I'd moneymaxx buying tech stocks.
 
Seeing as the internet was just around the corner and since it would result in the dot com bubble anyway, I'd moneymaxx buying tech stocks.
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Go back to sleep
 
pour all my savings into apple stocks
 
Do anything I can to move out of this hellhole, I would have luxury of knowing that this place ain't gonna become better in the following decades.
 
High iq. And they'd probably think you're funny and have a good personality from all the things you learned from the future. You won't be as autisic as regular 90scels.
tbh
even in early to mid 2,000s i may have been able to get away with being autistic manlet
 
Celebrate my favorite club winning Champions League then emigrate to West right after so i wouldn't be conscripted to fight a pointless war.
 
Invest in Apple, Microsoft and keep an eye on Amazon and learn Coding. 1990s were probably the luckiest times. I'll definitely make multimillion dollars for sure
 
Invest in companies I know that will go big, bet on sports results I know and buy real estate that I know will appreciate in value.

I would also become an oraclecel and start the first incel community.
 
Invest in Apple, Microsoft and keep an eye on Amazon and learn Coding. 1990s were probably the luckiest times. I'll definitely make multimillion dollars for sure
I'd also buy millions of bitcoins when their price was a fraction of a penny.
Invest in companies I know that will go big, bet on sports results I know and buy real estate that I know will appreciate in value.

I would also become an oraclecel and start the first incel community.
High iq. With all the money you can make, you can make sure that inceldom doesn't exist by helping all the uncucked non-chads get pussy, and punishing cucks by not giving them any free pussy.
 
I was not even in my dad's ballsack in 1991
 
flee from the war into some richer country and then invest in companies and cryptcurrencies i know will blow up. eventually, i'd be rich enough to move to some remote area and rot in peace or just buy a huge chunk of land and cultmaxx.
 
flee from the war into some richer country and then invest in companies and cryptcurrencies i know will blow up. eventually, i'd be rich enough to move to some remote area and rot in peace or just buy a huge chunk of land and cultmaxx.
You would easily take over the illuminati, but I wonder if they'd let you live.
 
You would easily take over the illuminati, but I wonder if they'd let you live.
they would definitely try to, I don't think they would let someone that isn't from one of their noble lines climb up after a certain rank, much less let some incel cult spring up randomly. the 1st option is comfier tbh, just hermitmaxx and wait for death theory.
 
they would definitely try to, I don't think they would let someone that isn't from one of their noble lines climb up after a certain rank, much less let some incel cult spring up randomly. the 1st option is comfier tbh, just hermitmaxx and wait for death theory.
Nah, I'd rather take on the illuminati, and expose the rich politicians for being on epstein's island, so I can be protected by normies and my incel cult containing millions of uncucked men.
 
I would rewrite Harry Potter and become a billionaire.
 
I would rewrite Harry Potter and become a billionaire.
It wouldn't go anywhere because you're not a wahmen, and won't get the pussy pass that put it in the spotlight.
 
It wouldn't go anywhere because you're not a wahmen, and won't get the pussy pass that put it in the spotlight.
Yeah i would not see that level of success but im confident it would do well even if was released in ‘91 instead of ‘97
 
Fly to Washington and try to get a job as a drummer in some famous grunge band.
 
In chronological order. Invest in Bay Area real estate. Buy a shit ton of tech stocks and sell them for good cash before the .com bubble. Since dating wasn't near as bad as it is now, and lookist hypergamy within dating was practically nonexistent due to a lack of technology, I would try to lock down a nice girl. Stop 9/11 from happening (it's one of the main things that lead to our current inevitable downfall). Buy a shit ton of computers and retro games that are super valuable now (off the top of my head, Amiga tower computers, 32 and 64-bit games and gaming systems, Earthbound) so I won't have to pay a lot for them later. Get into Bitcoin and shit later on and buy a lot of it.
 
In chronological order. Invest in Bay Area real estate. Buy a shit ton of tech stocks and sell them for good cash before the .com bubble. Since dating wasn't near as bad as it is now, and lookist hypergamy within dating was practically nonexistent due to a lack of technology, I would try to lock down a nice girl. Stop 9/11 from happening (it's one of the main things that lead to our current inevitable downfall). Buy a shit ton of computers and retro games that are super valuable now (off the top of my head, Amiga tower computers, 32 and 64-bit games and gaming systems, Earthbound) so I won't have to pay a lot for them later. Get into Bitcoin and shit later on and buy a lot of it.
High iq, but if you warn people about 9/11 before it happens normies might think you're responsible.
 
High iq, but if you warn people about 9/11 before it happens normies might think you're responsible.
Oh yeah most definitely. You could just make up some BS like you overheard them or something.
 
Oh yeah most definitely. You could just make up some BS like you overheard them or something.
High iq. But normie cucks will probably still hate you for not doing a better job at warning them.
 
Find my parents, tell them to move to west instead of this shithole, and who knows maybe with better prenatal clinics I would be born as a Chad
 
Find my parents, tell them to move to west instead of this shithole, and who knows maybe with better prenatal clinics I would be born as a Chad
I'm sorry, when you go back you'll be the age you are now if you're under 20. If you're over 20 then you'll go back down to 20.
 
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I'm sorry, when you go back you'll be the age you are now if you're under 20. If you're over 20 then you'll go back down to 20.
I'm low iq, how does it matter though?Maybe I'll cease to exist, but my parents will have a Chad kid atleast
 
But you wouldn't be a baby when you go back to 91, you'll be the age you are now.
Exactly what I need, just by looking at my current self they will know how over it is, so that will encourage them to put more effort, plan the birth process, reduce stress etc. I will probably cease to exist, and they won't have a trucel kid. I'd settle for that tbh.
Maybe I still didn't understand what you mean. I wasn't born yet in 1991
 
Exactly what I need, just by looking at my current self they will know how over it is, so that will encourage them to put more effort, plan the birth process, reduce stress etc. I will probably cease to exist, and they won't have a trucel kid. I'd settle for that tbh.
Maybe I still didn't understand what you mean. I wasn't born yet in 1991
I meant when you go back to 91 you'll be the age you are now, not a baby.
 
In chronological order. Invest in Bay Area real estate. Buy a shit ton of tech stocks and sell them for good cash before the .com bubble. Since dating wasn't near as bad as it is now, and lookist hypergamy within dating was practically nonexistent due to a lack of technology, I would try to lock down a nice girl. Stop 9/11 from happening (it's one of the main things that lead to our current inevitable downfall). Buy a shit ton of computers and retro games that are super valuable now (off the top of my head, Amiga tower computers, 32 and 64-bit games and gaming systems, Earthbound) so I won't have to pay a lot for them later. Get into Bitcoin and shit later on and buy a lot of it.
How did 9/11 negatively effect us.
 

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