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Serious what would you do if you woke up as a chad?

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Hoffman_13

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you wake up tomorrow morning and you look like these guys ↑
what do you do?
 
I can't decide between fucking JB or have a nice vanilla latte.
 
start slaying and degrading foids and try to see what i can get away with
 
demolish and ravage holes
 
Start taking fin and enter a LTR with a girl I like.
 
I would shit on their torso.
 
cuck male feminists and degrade their women
 
Who's that handsome gentleman in your avi? I bet he has a nice personality. I love nerdy and intellectual guys and his posture makes him seem so mysterious! I wonder what secrets he is hiding. Teehee.
:lul:
 
It will not make huge difference. I dont need it. I emotionaly died long ago.
Probably i will not like it.
After all i have sheer hatred to beauty.
I will take a knife and cut my face to make me ugly again.
 
i would leave my house every day and get high off the mogging
 
fuck and dump all the staceys. I'd only fuck hot foids
 
I’d be Chico, strap a bomb to myself, go outside and wait for a crowd to form, once at least thirty people I detonate.
 
I'd go out and promote racism, antifeminism and fascism in public.
Once you're the embodiment of an aryan Übermensch nobody will tell me "oh, you're just a bigoted sperg not getting a gf"
No fag, I would unleash a wave of riots against the capitalist-industrial establishment and create a better world for my fellow incels.

Remember your roots. Don't forget who you are.
 
I would fuck a stacy,why even wait
 
I would continue being a non-degenerate.
 
I'd probably attempt to touch a foid (maybe hold hands).

Imagine how it feels to have the warm touch of someone of the opposite gender on your body. Voluntary or Involuntary I really couldn't care less, but I'd just get close to a foid and just touch them to be honest and seeing as I'm a chad it wouldn't' be harassment.
 
Download Tinder and leave the house
 
Post on incels.is
 
Make a Tinder and enjoy life
 
Go right away to the Bar and begin pulling numbers and getting pussy.
 
I would start nofapping.
Nofap
 
I'd finally live tbh.
 
Go to the house of my crush, grab her hair and take her to the bathroom and fk her
 
do what they do live life, fuck and be center of attention.
 

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