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Experiment What would you do if you were immortal?

XtremeMax

XtremeMax

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i think i would try to watch every movie ever made
 
i could finally eat kfc all day without havinga heart a ttack
 
I would use the infinite time to improve and reach perfection in a skill that requires and rewards practice, like drawing.
 
Slowly plan to kill all humans
 
What kind of immortal? Biological, physical, metaphysical?
 
What kind of immortal? Biological, physical, metaphysical?
like you stay the same age forever and cant be killed by stuff like being shot or something
 
like you stay the same age forever and cant be killed by stuff like being shot or something
OK, so physical and biological. But can you survive the end of the universe?
 
Anyway, I'd probably roam the earth and go to places I physically can't (swimming at the bottom of the pacific) or I'm not supposed to (like secret military bases).
 
OK, so physical and biological. But can you survive the end of the universe?
im not really sure what that would be like so i would say you cant
Anyway, I'd probably roam the earth and go to places I physically can't (swimming at the bottom of the pacific) or I'm not supposed to (like secret military bases).
oh yeah you could walk into places you not allowed and no one could stop you lol
oh i just realized this thread sounds that way but i didnt mean to make it sound like that lol
 
WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
 
I would find a way to kill myself and entire universe after 50 years.
 
Either isolate completely or... who knows.
 
Enact Incel Socialism
 
If you could find a way to kys, then you wouldn't be immortal. :waitwhat:
We don't know if OP's immortality is just wolverines fake immortality that he still can be hurt and killed but then he will recover or if it's a total immortality that even atomic bomb wouldn't hurt you and you won't require to drink/eat, don't need to breathe at all.
 
We don't know if OP's immortality is just wolverines fake immortality that he still can be hurt and killed but then he will recover or if it's a total immortality that even atomic bomb wouldn't hurt you and you won't require to drink/eat, don't need to breathe at all.
second one
 
I'd go to Ukraine and help them conquer Russia. I'd be the guy who did what Napoleon and Hitler couldn't. Maybe then I'd be worthy of being loved by a 4/10 Ukrainian single mom. Not a war widow, but some whore who divorced her husband because he didn't empty the dishwasher one time.
 

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