thespanishcel
Overlord
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Now that most of the world armies are professional this is very unlikely but still if you were drafted would you submit and just go or would you try to cheat and avoid the draft? What I would do is cheat on the medical exam, since I have bad eyesight I can wear an old pair of glasses so I won't see sheit and the doctor will write I'm not physically fit for combat Or another thing I could do is sleep all night with contacts so my eyes are reddish and with even poorer eyesight I just don't want to go to boot camp and be the private Pyle of my regiment kek. Btw for those of you who have seen the movie (Full Metal Jacket) do you think private Pyle was clinically retarded? I can understand that he has bad cardio because he's a fat slob and that's he's just stupid but then the scene where the other guy is helping him put his shirt. For real didn't he know how to button and tuck his shirt?