Discussion What would you do if you were chosen to be the pope?

[antisocialcel]

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[Ghostface]

wear those cool looking robes and spend all the money the Vatican gives me on personal shit

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

rope

 

[JustAnotherCynic]

im agnostic so probably just spend the money until they catch on my bs

 

[PersonalityChad]

Declare a crusade

 

[Sans]

Try to be a good pope I guess. Prove to the world that Incels can have good per-soy-nalities.

Although if I was the pope I would no longer be an Incel but a volcel (because church law forbids priests, including the pope, from getting married or being sexually active). So even though I'd probably get rejected, I couldn't even try.

 

[DutchCel01]

Nothing i dont wanna be the pope

 

[Vector2800]

“God isn’t real go fuck yourself”

 

[justuseless]

Carry out my duties

 

[Adolf Kitler]

rope

 

[Solid State]

Throw all of the known pedophiles out of the clergy and then have them excommunicated...and then turn them over to the police.

 

[SilverBullet]

Declare a crusade

 

[ilieknothing]

Name myself Pope Muhammad I and watch the shitstorm

 

[UglyDumbass]

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Be the pope of the blackpill.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Canonize all the incel hERos and figures