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Discussion What would you do if you were chosen to be the pope?

wear those cool looking robes and spend all the money the Vatican gives me on personal shit
:feelsdevil:
 
im agnostic so probably just spend the money until they catch on my bs
 
Declare a crusade
 
Try to be a good pope I guess. Prove to the world that Incels can have good per-soy-nalities.

Although if I was the pope I would no longer be an Incel but a volcel (because church law forbids priests, including the pope, from getting married or being sexually active). So even though I'd probably get rejected, I couldn't even try.
 

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