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Experiment What would you do if you were a billionaire?

kingturtle

kingturtle

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Say, as rich as that cunning Jew Mark Zuckerberg?

I'd import model foids from Eastern Europe, Middle East, East Asia and South Asia (no niggers or beaners for me, thank you very much). I'd make sure all of them are no older than 20, and all have been tested (by a top gynecologist) to be virgins.

Then I'd fuck them nice and hard. I'd spend ALL my days fucking these foids and getting them pregnant. I'd make like 20 of them pregnant. I'd have grand orgies with like 10+ foids in my gigantic palace on my gigantic island (to compensate for my small penis). I'd just spend my days fucking, eating, and exercising (to keep in shape). I'd have like 20+ kids. I wouldn't give a shit what other people think. I'd just be getting young model virgin foids, and getting them pregnant in gigantic orgies.

What would you do?
 
buy my way to the presidency and fund research for genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership
 
buy a private army and take over the world
 
Built a temple of the history of europe from ancient aryans to the expansion of our childrens in america and australia as a counterattact to the kiked EU and as a way to impose a nationalist narrative that can built a pure panneuropean ethos
Also cute priestess a lot of them
A temple built in european stone as compass for the next generation to follow
 
Create an empire and become a modern legend
 
I would try to undermine the evil works of the wealthy Jewish puppet masters using their own deceitful game.
 
I would restore:
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And I would also fuck some bitches.

And unkike Europe.

And put an end to incel opression.
 
Live the good life.Mansions, ranches, yachts, super cars, whores, food, drugs, whores,vacations, whores
Yup
 
develop nuclear weapons
 
I would start a charity for poorcels so all of can afford good copes tbh
 
Buy a Its over and have fun at work wagie :feelshmm:shirt
 
I'd lobby against feminism and cucked AoC laws.
 
Crash the economy. Fund African warlords. Spread incel propaganda. Basic shit, really.
 
Buy plastic surgery for everyone on this site.
 
So no one would do what i would do and fuck foids? I'd fuck them nice and hard, and I'd grope foids left and right. Gram 'em by the pussy.
 
I'd likely fund an incel rebellion and possibly buy out tinder and shut it down.
 
Buy as many luxury things as I can, enjoy my life, buy a private army and wage war.
 
HAIR TRANSPLANT
 
I would start a charity for poorcels so all of can afford good copes tbh
This.

If we're doomed to be Incels then least we can do is make each others lives bearable.
 
Your idea would just lead to copious child support, rape scandal hush money costs and abortions.
 
I believe in some weird pseudoscience, I want to set experiments to prove my theories.

With billions at my side, of course I will not forget about my ethnic brothers, I will help them. How? It’s rather difficult, but I believe it can be done. Basically, I will create a concentration underground camp, where I will select foids. Through brainwashing, advanced psychotechnologies, hypnosis and drugs, I will produce Stacies, ready to be enslaved by my ethnic peers.
 
I'd hire a team of thousands of scientists to build the most realistic sex/conversation robot possible. And then I'd replicate it as much as I can afford it and send those robots out to randomly selected incels.
 
Nothing change just high end stuff
 
Do absolutely nothing for at least half a year. Well, I would love to expand my wine collection, if anything.

Don't plan anything grand. Don't buy yachts and jets and private islands and have orgies on them. I'd talk to multiple financial advisors, set up an investment strategy, and a budget for everything I want to do. Do I put some of my money in Switzerland, or the Cayman Islands, or Luxembourg? I want to keep those billions.

After that, I'll start by buying and designing a few homes. I'll talk to some immigration lawyers and do whatever I need to get extra passports.

Lie low for a while and let my money work for me. I'll use the money to ascend, tick off a list of all the Michelin-starred restaurants I want to sample, live a good life, but nothing that burns through too much cash. Nothing too ridiculous or extravagant. All in moderation.

At some point, I'll have enough to wage a slow, covert influence campaign. Political donations, exclusive luncheons, charities, think tanks, universities, media organizations. I won't have a great deal of power (because I would be one billionaire amongst many), but perhaps I can call in the occasional favor or two if those favors can make someone's life easier. Is someone being wrongfully accused of rape? Maybe I know the judge. Does the government want to create a bill to restrict pornography in some way? Maybe I know a few legislators. Is the university about to kick out a student for his unpopular views? Maybe I'm friends with the provost. Who knows?

Private armies and political dominion are out of the question. Least I can do is shape the world a little closer to how I'd like it to be.
 
I'd finance different terror groups throughout the world. Or maybe start my own one if the existing ones are too muslimy, commie or facist to meet my needs and expectations.
 
LDAR
thats it. Idc what happens to this shitty world, I'll just eat myself to death and enjoy not caring about a single thing for the rest of my miserable existence.
 
Create a modern fortress resistant to attack or seizure. Pursue my hobbies to the max. Enjoy the pleasures that come from wealth. Deploy my assets to advance my beliefs.
 
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I would not have sex orgies, thats degenerate.
 
I don't need billions.
 
I'd start my own nation in Africa, hire a PMC to purge the locals from a nice chunk of land and start building, absorb all the white farmers from zimbabwe and south africa. Become an agricultural powerhouse i.e. rhodesia 2.0 but without ANY blacks. Education for children of this new nation would be practical e.g. farming, cooking, managing finances and budgets, along with science math and english.

I'd make it a cultural norm for young people to be married by 20 and working on a homestead.
 
Buy a helicopter and a machinegun and kill some people (in Minecraft).
 
Abolish all social media, hire assassins to take out some normies I hate, live in a remote area,own a tank, own a crocodile and hire escorts to fuck me
 
Plastic surgery. Don't need anything else to get foids.
 
I would spend my billion to make two more
 
Ldar and i would have a harem. Fuck marrying to some thot.
 
Pay for plastic surgery of every incel on this website.
 

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