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Klouzi

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Let’s say you got to know a foid which is a complete whore that fucks with almost everyone for free. Then, one thing leads to another, you find yourself non-virgin next day.

What would you do or think? Would you leave this forum immediately hoping you ascended? Or would you still see yourself as the same unwanted person that got lucky this one time?
 
Luzifer

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will not happen
 
PLA1092

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I would ask to be banned, likely. :society:
 
NoMoreHope

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most inkels would continue here as larping fakecel
 
gangrenemax

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Let’s say you got to know a foid which is a complete whore that fucks with almost everyone for free. Then, one thing leads to another, you find yourself non-virgin next day.

What would you do or think? Would you leave this forum immediately hoping you ascended? Or would you still see yourself as the same unwanted person that got lucky this one time?
I'D LURK TILL I DIE jfl not happening tho
 
Immolator

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Post Sex Afterglow hours :feelsLSD:

Ask for ban most likely or just forget about this forum entirely
 
PersonalityChad

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Or would you still see yourself as the same unwanted person that got lucky this one time?
This. No sex for your face.
 
Klouzi

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if she fucks with almost everyone and she engages with me... hmm... i wouldn't consider myself to have ascended, but i wouldn't consider myself an incel anymore, yes... but i'd still be lonely as she is a simple whore than i cannot pursue a relationship with... i'd self-ban quietly...
That’s what I think as well. You wouldn’t be less Incel-like than before in terms of behavior nor would your looks have changed, so factually nothing has changed about you as a person.
 
AnotherInsertCel

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Throw her 50cents and call yourself escortcel.
 
2002AryanMaxxed1488

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Throw a huge gaming party with my online friends
 
Saint Cho

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Go to a doctor for STD medications.
 
Clown

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I would say I was lucky, but even if I magically turned Chad overnight, i would never forget the blackpill which is the brutal reality of life
 
Caesercel

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I'm already not a virgin so it wouldn't change anything
 
TheNEET

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I'd join IT and tell inkwells that it's cos of their personalities and muh-soggy-knee
 
CountBleck

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just because i happen to, by some miracle, fuck a whore, that doesn't mean that ALL women will look at me like i'm chad.
i would stay on this forum. that was a one night miracle that's all.
 
Klouzi

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I would say I was lucky, but even if I magically turned Chad overnight, i would never forget the blackpill which is the brutal reality of life
It truly is the most realistic prospect of what foids are truly attracted to, but scenarios like these would make me doubt everything I once believed about the black pill
 
DenHaag

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What if Santa Claus and the tooth fairy gave you a Ferrari and a mansion for Christmas? What would you do?
 
Klouzi

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What if Santa Claus and the tooth fairy gave you a Ferrari and a mansion for Christmas? What would you do?
I would thankfully take those endowments
 
Klouzi

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I'll leave this forum and never come back

Doesn't matter if it's even once I'll leave asap because there will be no point of being here
That would be the most honorable approach, but what if your success regarding foids, that is zero, stays the same?
 
Incedel

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throw a tissue on the dirty foid's face and tell her to not say no next time (in satire games)
 
Klouzi

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just because i happen to, by some miracle, fuck a whore, that doesn't mean that ALL women will look at me like i'm chad.
Just that this miracle will never happen to us mannnnnnnn
 
kaang

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I've developed erectile dysfunction so that's not even theoretically possible anymore
 
buried_alive

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Well, my life would improve immensely, as I'd have enjoyed the many benefits of sex. That high would last a few weeks, I think. But then I'd go back to dating with more confidence, because I've done the deed before.

I'd stay on the forum and not talk about it. Being blackpilled is important. I don't want to be cucked and whipped like Will Smith.
 
Intellau_Celistic

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will not happen

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I wouldn't even have sex with her, I'm not risking any diseases or whatever (though it depends, I might think differently in the moment), either way I would still consider myself an incel as it certainly would not be a regular occurrence for me.
 
sneed (not chuck)

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god I wish that would happen but it never will. I would leave this site. I don't want to be a 27yo 5 foot 1 blackcel.
 
Nikalas

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If she would fuck anyone I would still be here, incels will never get a romantic relationship
 
erenyeager

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Let’s say you got to know a foid which is a complete whore that fucks with almost everyone for free. Then, one thing leads to another, you find yourself non-virgin next day.

What would you do or think? Would you leave this forum immediately hoping you ascended? Or would you still see yourself as the same unwanted person that got lucky this one time?
Will not happen as the world hates manlets unlawfully.
 
LeFrenchCel

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I would leave this forum.
Saying goodbye to my brocels.
 

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