What would you do if you had a Cock Shrinker Ray?

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

What would you do if you had a ray gun that can instantly reduce anyone's dick size to 1 inch after getting shot with it

Personally I would do scientific research with it by taking a group of lets say ~25 guys with gfs and sneakily blasting all of them with the Cock Shrinker Ray. Then I would monitor their social media for about 6 months afterwards and collect data on the rate at which their gfs broke up with them and how long it took. I would also have a separate control group of the same number of guys with gfs whose dicks I didn't shrink and monitor their relationship status as well to collect data for comparison

 

[PersonalityChad]

 

[blackraven]

 

[Khanivore]

Awesome idea! Ha, shit, i didnt thought about that..

Well, then - how much 'bullets' i have, approximate range of laser, can i reverse-engineer it and build something on its base? Can i sell it, or monetise in any way?

Now.. what would i do.. endless possibilities! I would use it to make money!

 

[Khanivore]

Awesome idea! Ha, shit, i didnt thought about that..

Well, then - how much 'bullets' i have, approximate range of laser, can i reverse-engineer it and build something on its base? Can i sell it, or monetise in any way?

Now.. what would i do.. endless possibilities! I would use it to make money!

If i shoot a person more than one time, what will happen? If i shoot a woman, or a kid? Animals too can be affected?

Actually, just give me the laser technology, i can do wonderful things with it

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

If i shoot a person more than one time, what will happen? If i shoot a woman, or a kid? Animals too can be affected?

Actually, just give me the laser technology, i can do wonderful things with it

2 bullets for yourself

 

[Khanivore]

2 bullets for yourself

I asked the wise man, not a monkey. Away!

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

I asked the wise man, not a monkey. Away!

you are gonna get scammed

 

[Khanivore]

you are gonna get scammed

Dont worry, i have my Glock ready if things go south

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

Dont worry, i have my Glock ready if things go south

FR?

 

[Khanivore]

FR?

Irl - not.. I dont have any gun. But i, as many over many males, want to have an arsenal of guns! Would be awesome to just drive into steppe, make makeshift target, and just RATATATATATATATATATARA from everything i possess on it! Yeah, i want this.

And no one will be hurt, if i do it in desert

 

[Khanivore]

Sadly, lethal/automatic guns are illegal in Kazstate, just like in every other post-soviet dump

 

[Khanivore]

So.. no guns for me. At least, for now..