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Story What would you do if you finally ascended

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Like how happy would you be, like what would your first reaction be, and also at what point of the relationship would you let your brocels know you’ve won
 
Like how happy would you be, like what would your first reaction be, and also at what point of the relationship would you let your brocels know you’ve won
I don't wanna be an asshole and rub my ascension in everyones faces, i'd rather just say goodbye and delete my account.
 
I'd be happy i suppose
 
Wait until my dream ends and i wake up
 
I would go on fun dates, play sex games with her and chill out and shit
 
I'd be happy i suppose
Would you make a thread on here like most people do? Even if the reaction might be hostile?
 
Would you make a thread on here like most people do? Even if the reaction might be hostile?
No i wouldn't
 
I would go on fun dates, play sex games with her and chill out and shit
If I finally ascended I wouldn’t believe it and look over my shoulder because what foid would want ME I would definitely think I’m being scammed or played
 
Makes you wonder how many people have ascended on here but want to keep their .is accounts
Yeah it's possible there is some
 
Wait until my dream ends and i wake up
You know I sometimes have those realistic dreams where I feel like I really advanced in my life until I get woken up and I try to go back to the dream but it never works
 
I probably wouldn't make a thread because it wouldn't seem real to me. What if it was just a prank that a foid was playing on me to try to make me feel even worse by giving me a taste of what love/sex feels like?
 
Just try my best to forget about my past and try to live life as a normie i guess
 
I probably wouldn't make a thread because it wouldn't seem real to me. What if it was just a prank that a foid was playing on me to try to make me feel even worse by giving me a taste of what love/sex feels like?
I would wait and see before I consider myself ascended because if you celebrate too early you’ll get betabuxxed or left for someone higher on the looks scale and also not have access to .is anymore since you celebrated too early
 
I probably wouldn't make a thread because it wouldn't seem real to me. What if it was just a prank that a foid was playing on me to try to make me feel even worse by giving me a taste of what love/sex feels like?
 
I would finally be happy and fullfilled, and cancel my plan to rope before 30

By the time if i had hypothetically ascend, this site would've been long gone

I probably wouldn't ascend anyways though
 
First I would leave .is, not going to be an imposter
 
I don’t waste time thinking about impossibilities. It’s like asking a fish what it would do if it started breathing air and walking on land. It’s such an illogical and unlikely scenario that my brain refuses to process it.
 
I don’t waste time thinking about impossibilities. It’s like asking a fish what it would do if it started breathing air and walking on land. It’s such an illogical and unlikely scenario that my brain refuses to process it.
I love thinking about it, but I recognize it as nothing more than a daydream.
 
Makes you wonder how many people have ascended on here but want to keep their .is accounts
@LesscoBlob did this and there's definitely others
 
I'd make an ascension thread like one does. I just want to understand why a sexhaver faggot would want to make one. Is it to feel more superior than us? Is it an ego thing? The fact that most of the ascension posts go into detail about their ascension is fucking weird. It wasn't enough for them to rub it in our faces, now they want to shove it in our throats.
 
I'd keep that bitch from being able to leave me and make damn sure she knows what I'm willing to do if she even thinks about it.
 
I would be last seen on here the night I had it. I would probably miss being here but I'm actually pretty good at self control
 
The first time i would ever have a gf who truely loves me would make me cry in happiness
 
Like how happy would you be, like what would your first reaction be, and also at what point of the relationship would you let your brocels know you’ve won
Deletr my account
 
I honestly don't know. I'm unable to even imagine it anymore.
 
Get rich off of good investments and live in a swanky African mansion with hookers and blow away from all the niggers
 
I would make a goodbye thread detailing how I ascended then I would leave, but I would always have love for incels. That will never change.
 
Like how happy would you be, like what would your first reaction be, and also at what point of the relationship would you let your brocels know you’ve won
I’d be happy for a bit but also part of me would feel like I backstabbed some of you guys.
 
I would request for a self-ban. It wouldn't be fair to other users that a sex-haver takes part in the forums since the community makes it clear that they hate sex-havers.
 
I probably wouldn't make a thread because it wouldn't seem real to me. What if it was just a prank that a foid was playing on me to try to make me feel even worse by giving me a taste of what love/sex feels like?

I would wait and see before I consider myself ascended because if you celebrate too early you’ll get betabuxxed or left for someone higher on the looks scale and also not have access to .is anymore since you celebrated too early

Smart plan.
 

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