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what would you do if you ascended.

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lets say you ascended to like an 8 out of 10 i know its impossible but lets imagine. what would you do with your newfound powers i know what i would do i would beat the shit out of as many foids as possible what about you guys.
 
I would get a gf and then actually try at life instead of just rotting
 
Continue to rot on .is like nothing changed
 
I would get a gf and then actually try at life instead of just rotting
thats kinda retarded cuase like after all these years of you being rejected and bullied you would just become a normie.
 
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I don’t know what else to do
have as many gf as possible beat the shit out of all of them then impregnate them and than leave.
 
I'm nearly 28, the damage is already done at this point so even if I ascended next week I'd still be rotmaxxing but I'd delete my account and not tell anyone as that would be bragging
 
Fuck bitches and stop getting fat so i can fuck more
 
I'm nearly 28, the damage is already done at this point so even if I ascended next week I'd still be rotmaxxing but I'd delete my account and not tell anyone as that would be bragging
you wouldnt try?
 
Probably get revenge, cheat, lie, manipulate, for all the pain foids, Chads, and normiefags have put me through.

I would become the irl Patrick Bateman.
only good option
 
This thread right now...

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If I was a chad, I'd want to be a tall, dark, abusive one that beats and seuxally forces himself upon his girlfriends. I'd do shit like, making girls cut my name into their bodies, make girls roleplay as my slaves or dogs, having sex with the girlfriends of oofie doofies and sending them the footage, etc etc. Only once I am done and satisfied with all of that would I then settle down and have children (assuming I haven't also deadbeatmaxxed).
 
Also, I'd have sex with minors (in real life). I'd even experiment with fucking children, it'd be as simple as getting a baby mama to lend her daughter over to me.
 
If I was a chad, I'd want to be a tall, dark, abusive one that beats and seuxally forces himself upon his girlfriends. I'd do shit like, making girls cut my name into their bodies, make girls roleplay as my slaves or dogs, having sex with the girlfriends of oofie doofies and sending them the footage, etc etc. Only once I am done and satisfied with all of that would I then settle down and have children (assuming I haven't also deadbeatmaxxed).
based :feelsthink:
 
:giga: the feds seeing this
They know how chopped I am IRL, I'm not worth their attention, and they know I'm too broke and trapped in my own room to do anything serious.
 
They know how chopped I am IRL, I'm not worth their attention, and they know I'm too broke and trapped in my own room to do anything serious.
damn brutal
 
I would cheat on and exploit as many of them as possible
 
get kids, secure myself daily pussy with a loyal wife, and all the other make belief fantasy shit that doesnt exist
 
Saint Hamudi was right, there is no ascension, most of the times even surgery doesn’t change incel to slayer.
 
I would fuck some foids nigga
 
Also, I'd have sex with minors (in real life). I'd even experiment with fucking children, it'd be as simple as getting a baby mama to lend her daughter over to me.
:feelsLSD:
 
Also, I'd have sex with minors (in real life). I'd even experiment with fucking children, it'd be as simple as getting a baby mama to lend her daughter over to me.
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Say and do whatever I want with foids and have a social life
 
i'd probably find it boring, like how i knew what weed would be like before i tried it
 
lets say you ascended to like an 8 out of 10 i know its impossible but lets imagine. what would you do with your newfound powers i know what i would do i would beat the shit out of as many foids as possible what about you guys.
Chill in a hot tub
 
go out and be social and get friends and a gf and use my looks to get an insane amount of cash
 
1. Bulld a false foundation of trust & fake love to ensnare a foid to my will
2. Accumulate fake trust/love until she is convinced you are her soul mate
3. Suddenly disappear & leave the most hateful, soul destroying message possible via text or whatever
Claim you have been cheating, degrade her to the absolute max.
4. Wait for the bitch to commit suicide
 
lets say you ascended to like an 8 out of 10 i know its impossible but lets imagine. what would you do with your newfound powers i know what i would do i would beat the shit out of as many foids as possible what about you guys.
Farm engagement on tiktok then sell bullshit sponsored garbage to my fans
 
Leave the forum i guess
 
Basically the same things I do now, but with more motivation.
 
1. Bulld a false foundation of trust & fake love to ensnare a foid to my will
2. Accumulate fake trust/love until she is convinced you are her soul mate
3. Suddenly disappear & leave the most hateful, soul destroying message possible via text or whatever
Claim you have been cheating, degrade her to the absolute max.
4. Wait for the bitch to commit suicide
Based
 
I would get revenge. I’d just use whores and beat the shit out of them since they would like that anyways, I would use my status to get fame (depending on how much I ascend) and I’d be an asshole to everyone and treat them worse then they treat me, see how they like it. I would make other dudes’ gfs cheat on them with me and then end up dumping her aswell (in gta 5)
 
I would get revenge. I’d just use whores and beat the shit out of them since they would like that anyways, I would use my status to get fame (depending on how much I ascend) and I’d be an asshole to everyone and treat them worse then they treat me, see how they like it. I would make other dudes’ gfs cheat on them with me and then end up dumping her aswell (in gta 5)
thats what i would do to.
 

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