Experiment What Would You Do if This Guy Slapped Your Girlfriend's Ass?

[Esoteric7]

You’re out on a sunny day with your Stacey girlfriend, holding hands and enjoying a peaceful afternoon, when suddenly this scary motherfucker strolls up and slaps her ass. Neither of you have any weapons. He then stares at you like this:

What do you do?

Fight him and defend her honor, or bitch out and walk away?

Dilemma: If you fight him, you'll get fucked up -- you’ll end up in the hospital with broken bones, possible permanent brain damage, or worse, fighting for your life in the ICU, but you'll eventually recover and retain your Stacey girlfriend who will accept any post ailments. But if you ignore it, your girlfriend will think you’re weak, and she’ll dump you. Due to the black pill dating scene, you’ll either die alone or be forced to settle for a low-tier Becky. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you’ll be haunted by this memory forever, replaying the fact that you didn’t stand up for yourself.

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Shooting him?

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

SHINE MY SHOES NIGGER

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

You must think I'm a fucking nigger, no, I'll just pay blackpill racist cop to shoot his ass.

 

[DarkStar]

SHINE MY SHOES NIGGER

 

[DarkStar]

You must think I'm a fucking nigger, no, I'll just pay blackpill racist cop to shoot his ass.

based

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

Berettamaxxing

 

[Shrek]

That's why im always carrying a pocket knife

 

[FuckYou]

you can't get into this situation if you don't have a gf incels win again!!1!!!

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

girlfriends.IS

 

[Karakol96]

If you even think about walking away in a moment like that you are full cuck unless you know you will get revenge

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

I'd get a cop to do this below

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

ITT incels ponder about whether to whiteknight for their gf's that don't exist

 

[Doesitmatter?]

I would actually fight him if my gf actually showed me affection and love unconditionally

 

[Todd Thundercock]

If she's attracted to you, she'll stay with you without a thought. Which you can see in any fights when an ugly guy beats up a more attractive one.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

If you even think about walking away in a moment like that you are full cuck unless you know you will get revenge

revenge for what

he didn't do anything to you

 

[MasterHero]

This is like a starving african child asking what would happen if the waiter spit in his Michellin star meal. Complete delusion.

 

[Karakol96]

revenge for what

he didn't do anything to you

he slapped my girlfriends ass

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Fight him and defend her honor

foids don't have honour

let's be honest people who want to fight him are just monkey-dancing to impress their hypothetical gf, so that she doesn't think less of you

doing all that just to try and keep your gf interested in you means she doesn't even love you

so wtf is the point

 

[darkdoomer]

You’re out on a sunny day with your Stacey girlfriend, holding hands and enjoying a peaceful afternoon, when suddenly this scary motherfucker strolls up and slaps her ass. Neither of you have any weapons. He then stares at you like this:

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What do you do?

Fight him and defend her honor, or bitch out and walk away?

Dilemma: If you fight him, you'll get fucked up -- you’ll end up in the hospital with broken bones, possible permanent brain damage, or worse, fighting for your life in the ICU, but you'll eventually recover and retain your Stacey girlfriend who will accept any post ailments. But if you ignore it, your girlfriend will think you’re weak, and she’ll dump you. Due to the black pill dating scene, you’ll either die alone or be forced to settle for a low-tier Becky. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you’ll be haunted by this memory forever, replaying the fact that you didn’t stand up for yourself.

Fight Prime Time Iron Mike?

I'd walk away

Many of you arent throwing hands against Mike because many of you would have fought off your bullies

Some of you motherfuckers want to risk brain damage like the white knights we clown on here

 

[darkdoomer]

foids don't have honour

let's be honest people who want to fight him are just monkey-dancing to impress their hypothetical gf, so that she doesn't think less of you

doing all that just to try and keep your gf interested in you means she doesn't even love you

so wtf is the point

that's the greatest boxer in history
Meaning he has serious punching power

 

[edgelordcel]

Shooting him?

 

[darkdoomer]

Shooting him?

No weapons
Just fist to fist

 

[darkdoomer]

That's why im always carrying a pocket knife

No weapons remember

 

[Tacomonkey]

You’re out on a sunny day with your Stacey girlfriend, holding hands and enjoying a peaceful afternoon, when suddenly this scary motherfucker strolls up and slaps her ass. Neither of you have any weapons. He then stares at you like this:

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What do you do?

Fight him and defend her honor, or bitch out and walk away?

Dilemma: If you fight him, you'll get fucked up -- you’ll end up in the hospital with broken bones, possible permanent brain damage, or worse, fighting for your life in the ICU, but you'll eventually recover and retain your Stacey girlfriend who will accept any post ailments. But if you ignore it, your girlfriend will think you’re weak, and she’ll dump you. Due to the black pill dating scene, you’ll either die alone or be forced to settle for a low-tier Becky. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you’ll be haunted by this memory forever, replaying the fact that you didn’t stand up for yourself.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

that's the greatest boxer in history
Meaning he has serious punching power

ok but whiteknights would even jump in front of moving vehicles for foids

whiteknights die jumping into rivers just to save foids

whiteknights charge in to save women from being beaten, and end up with both partners attacking them

sure they'll take a punch too

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

No weapons
Just fist to fist

>nobody wants to answer the question
>even their cop-out answers would end up with them thrown in jail with niggers

over for threadstartercels

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

I'd get a cop to do this below
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I love that image

 

[Monke]

I'd thank him for finding me a girlfriend

 

[Rapist]

 

[darkdoomer]

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Neither of you have weapons

 

[darkdoomer]

Its hand to hand combat
OP stated both of you dont have weapons

 

[darkdoomer]

>nobody wants to answer the question
>even their cop-out answers would end up with them thrown in jail with niggers

over for threadstartercels

They didnt read the part that both of them dont have weapons

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I'd thank him for finding me a girlfriend

JFL

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

They didnt read the part that both of them dont have weapons

even if they read it they don't want to answer it properly

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Realistically there's nothing you could do to salvage the situation unfortunately

You can't fight him because he's the heavyweight champion of the world

I do believe women can fend for themselves so that's not a problem, but unfortunately if you don't stand up for her then your gf will feel differently about you

Tbh it would just be another reminder of female nature that I would hate

 

[psyop]

The only answer is to gaslight her when you get home saying it’s her fault and beat her up for it. Real niggas will understand

 

[Todd Thundercock]

>nobody wants to answer the question
>even their cop-out answers would end up with them thrown in jail with niggers

over for threadstartercels

I would never fight anyone for a woman. Is this a sufficient answer.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I would never fight anyone for a woman. Is this a sufficient answer.

based

 

[Shrek]

No weapons remember

I endure a lifetime of misery and loneliness no amount of kicks can knock me down.When you are incel with nothing to lose you aren't scared of anything.You don't live so you cant die.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I endure a lifetime of misery and loneliness no amount of kicks can knock me down.When you are incel with nothing to lose you aren't scared of anything.You don't live so you cant die.

you wouldn't be an incel if you had a gf

 

[Rapist]

They didnt read the part that both of them dont have weapons

Idc. I have a clear disadvantage against him (shit physicality) so it's only fair if I use a weapon against him.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Niggers naturally fight unfairly, even if it's Mike Tyson. They attack in gangs and use weapons. So, it's an example that's not realistic.

 

[Shrek]

you wouldn't be an incel if you had a gf

If you are incel you have an unfair advantage against anyone because you have nothing to lose. Incel pride incel superpowers

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

If you are incel you have an unfair advantage against anyone because you have nothing to lose. Incel pride incel superpowers

yea but your gf would have stolen your incel superpowers

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Niggers naturally fight unfairly, even if it's Mike Tyson. They attack in gangs and use weapons. So, it's an example that's not realistic.

I mean, he's not fighting in this example

 

[Regressive]

I dont give a fuck who he is
I will put all my willpower into his elimination

 

[Jud Pottah]

I'd get a cop to do this below
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Based making the JIDF seethe between their shart canals yuuck

Worth getting fired ovER

 

[darkdoomer]

I endure a lifetime of misery and loneliness no amount of kicks can knock me down.When you are incel with nothing to lose you aren't scared of anything.You don't live so you cant die.

Brother you are risking your health
I've been hit in the face by normies, but a anomaly like Mike will deal some permanent brain damage as well as you're fighting on concrete.

 

[darkdoomer]

I endure a lifetime of misery and loneliness no amount of kicks can knock me down.When you are incel with nothing to lose you aren't scared of anything.You don't live so you cant die.

Brother you are risking your health
I've been hit in the face by normies, but a anomaly like Mike will deal some permanent brain damage as well as you're fighting on concrete. Imagine

Idc. I have a clear disadvantage against him (shit physicality) so it's only fair if I use a weapon against him.

Thats the point