Theory What would you do if God was a femerloid with a fat ass

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

 

[Deleted member 33716]

Can souls get erections?

 

[WØLF]

I would unironically convert to Islam

 

[Deleted member 33829]

I would unironically convert to Islam

There is no god but ALLAH and HIS prophet is GEORGE FLOYD

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

There is no god but ALLAH and HIS prophet is GEORGE FLOYD

 

[WØLF]

There is no god but ALLAH and HIS prophet is GEORGE FLOYD

praise to be yakub

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

why would god look like an ape like humans?

 

[proudweeb]

dumptruck ass

 

[Transcended Trucel]

ye I would, I would tear my dick off so can't get erection. u would be healed in heaven any way I would assune

 

[Deleted member 24297]

Meeks would be in heaven and sub8 missionaries would be in hell

 

[Reprobus]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

Hell it is

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I would unironically convert to Islam

 

[Dregster]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

I would want to be erased from all realities tbh ngl ded srs

 

[FlamingCel]

Hell it is

 

[Deleted member 30198]

i would rape god

 

[Wilfred]

Only a being of pure malice would damn one of its creations for doing something it was created by said being to do.

 

[pixy.]

Hell it is

 

[Indari]

cum in all her holes until they overflow

 

[Words2_live_bye]

she will send you directly to hell

if i go to hell then i get to beat up faggots, degenerates, trannies and fuck hot demon bitches
obviously the better option ngl
i bet heaven girls wouldn't do all the sexual shit that's been boiling inside me for 21 years

 

[InMyCellInHell]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

God's a woman? That explains why her creation favors good looking chads and is grossly unfair.

 

[NapoliPizzaPie]

God no, hell would be more bearable.

 

[FIVETHREEBALDCEL]

Try to burn the witch

 

[kt0_0]

Can souls get erections?

 

[Cyrrow]

I'm not attracted to pear shaped women so...

 

[Izayacel]

Meeks would be in heaven and sub8 missionaries would be in hell

 

[Deleted member 34196]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Deleted member 34074]

A heaven made specially for foids and chads? Thats already here on this planet...i rather go to hell and distort into a fucking monstrous thing.

 

[Deleted member 32725]

I, too, beat Ornstein and Smough and received the Lordvessel.

 

[tulasdanslos]

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

There is no god but ALLAH and HIS prophet is GEORGE FLOYD

HELL YEA MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Incline]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

Would rape her and then get punished to hell

 

[nystagmuscel]

There is no god but ALLAH and HIS prophet is GEORGE FLOYD

 

[WØLF]

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Like you are at the gates of heaven and theres a slim thicc female with a pear shaped physique and dumptruck ass waiting for you at the gate and you can see her panty lines under her tight robes and you have to do a whole interview with her to decide if you get in to heaven and if you get visibly aroused at any point she will send you directly to hell, do you think you would be able to do it or no?

Is this fanart?

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Is this fanart?

Its official mab

 

[WØLF]

Its official mab

Jfl no way, Nintendo would never slip sexually suggestive content into their good christian games

 

[Blackpill Rage]

I would finally understand why god is so evil.

 

[UglyandLoveless]

Curse at her for allowing all the suffering.

 

[DarkClown97]

[UWSL]I would rather go to hell[/UWSL]

 

[InMinecraft]

rape the shit out pf that bitch in gta