What would you do if a sad crying girl sat in your lap facing you for comfort, but you noticed she was secretly grinding against your legs?

[Clavicus Vile]

I’d ask her what she was doing, she’d probably stop grinding and say “nothing” in a meek soft voice, probably blushing. But it would be too late .

Depending on what pants you both were wearing, I wonder if you could feel the wetness from her panties. Would be over for her.

 

[The Wolf]

i'd faint (due to being overwhelmed and surprised)

 

[Autist]

I'd call the police for sexual assault

 

[Zeref]

Wake up

 

[Max Doltman]

shart

 

[ManOfVengeance]

Wake up

 

[Reus]

either wake up or go to jail once she looks at my face and reports me for sexual assault falsely

 

[endoftheskies]

I’d ask her what she was doing, she’d probably stop grinding and say “nothing” in a meek soft voice, probably blushing. But it would be too late .

Depending on what pants you both were wearing, I wonder if you could feel the wetness from her panties. Would be over for her.

i would kill her.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Realistically it'd likely be a set up and I'd get arrested if I make the wrong move.

But if it was a cute anime girl, I'd wipe the tears off her face then lick the salty drops off my palm, I'll proceed to assist her by putting my hands on her hips and doing the grinding for her . I'm too lazy to think of what happens next, we have crazy anime sex 2D, then I wake up from my dream.

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

This is impossible. I can't imagine it happening.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Such fantasizing is the domain of a man that's never had positive femoid interactions for the entirety of his sad life.

Seriously, well into my mid-late 20s I still had COPING delusions that if a woman was even slightly nice to me, or cared enough to engage in chit-chat and especially if she asked a few questions about my life, that she somehow was attracted to me and I had a chance. I no longer have these delusions nor do I indulge in such fantasies and ridiculous hypotheticals such as OPs post.

All shitty pipe dreams

 

[VanGobbel]

least larping incels.is thread

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

least larping incels.is thread

Its a fantasy nigga

 

[Nicusor_delaBraila]

I’d ask her what she was doing, she’d probably stop grinding and say “nothing” in a meek soft voice, probably blushing. But it would be too late .

Depending on what pants you both were wearing, I wonder if you could feel the wetness from her panties. Would be over for her.

Same energy as what would you do if godzilla attacked you.
Its impossible in fact I give it a higher chance of chinks making godzila before a foid grinds on my leg

 

[Brainy]

id break her whore skull with a pipe wrench like a disobedient nigger then send her down the river for little kids to find and cry about

 

[Small Balls Messiah]

What is she, a dog? Why would she hump my leg?

 

[TheNextElliotRodger]

There's a greater likelihood of my being elected POTUS and I'm not even American.

 

[Vector2800]

I'd call the police for sexual assault