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Serious What would you be doing now if you were a chad and a normie.

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If I was a chad right now I would be making out with my girl of course. But if I was a normie I would be chatting with my friend group and obviously not even knowing what this place is.
 
I have no clue. My life would be on a completely different trajectory if i wasn't sub5
 
Actually, I am a white male from a middle-class family. I live in an ordinary but beautiful suburban community. The lawn in my house is neatly trimmed. There is a Tesla Model 3 and an F-150 pickup truck parked in the garage, and a small swimming pool in the backyard. In summer, I like to listen to Travis Scott's music by the pool and drink a bottle of chilled soda. Our family has "Family Pizza Night" every Friday evening. Everyone gathers around the kitchen island to chat. My parents always tell me, "You should make the most of the last year." At school, I often speak up in class and can even come up with some "diverse perspectives" that they didn't expect. Sometimes, I will sincerely tell them, "Actually, I think the girls in our class perform much better than the boys." They usually nod and smile, genuinely believing that I am supporting their position. I like sports, especially basketball, football and tennis. On weekends, I go to the local gym with my bros to lift weights. The sweaty feeling is very satisfying. I also chose several AP courses, such as AP US History and AP Calculus, but every AP English exam drives me a little crazy. Last time I fell two points short on the Essay, I went to my teacher and she said my analysis was "not deep enough". I told myself I couldn't go to McDonald's next time, I had to lock in. After all, I hope to go to college in California. When it comes to the future, I admire Elon Musk and consider him the "future leader". My dad also often says, "Musk is a real man, dares to think, dares to act, and doesn't care what others think." Sometimes I wonder if I can do something big in the tech industry after I graduate. My Instagram profile picture is of a kayak. That morning, the sun was shining and the water was calm. My dad took a photo of me rowing past. I often post pictures of outdoor activities like cycling, running, and playing ball games with friends. I've been with Lexy for more than half a year. She's a cheerleader with blonde hair, blue eyes and a lively personality. She often jokes that I look like Ken doll. She's an adult still likes Barbie, but I'll just pretend to be praising. My circle of friends isn't all white. I have a few black brothers who often play ball together. Although sometimes I don't understand their jokes, it doesn't affect our cooperation. Every time I hear someone mention Asia, I say: "I especially love sushi, especially salmon sashimi!" One Piece is my favorite anime." I have a good relationship with a few Korean buddies, but their kimchi is too sour and we don't often go out to eat together. Every holiday, my parents take me on a trip. Last year I went to Miami and stayed at a beach guesthouse. Every morning I would run to the beach and walk on the fine sand to watch the sunrise. During my days in Miami, I posted a few photos on Instagram with blue skies, white clouds and waves in the background, captioned: "Find your peace." I know there are people who think I've been living too smoothly without any "real challenges". But I don't think that's a problem, and I believe my efforts are also important. Those who say I'm "privileged" may just not see how seriously I look at life.
 
Raping foids

It's pretty much de facto legal if you're an over 8 Chad. And in the rare case you do get convicted, you'll still get a shit ton of letters, gifts and money from foids while in prison
 
If I were Chad, I would actually have a life instead of rotting in the shadows
 
I would be a born again christian trying to keep virgins virgins as a I brag about the sex and drug addiction I conquered thanks to the love of stacy and of course, big J
 
Creating a .is account and larp as an incel
 
Probably pull up to a nice restaurant with my girl. Meet normie friends there and have normie conversations with them like about that one old movie nobody gives a fuck but its deep or how the environment is changing, so we need to instal gazillions of solar panels across the fields of our country to fight it.
 
be balls deep in some foid whore
 

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