What would the Matrix have been like if there was a black pill in the movie?

[virgin4life]

Morpheus says: "Look Neo, you can take the blue pill. You will forget you were here and wake up in the simulation. Or you can take the red pill. Then you realize the whole thing is just a simulation and you and I will fight against the system to break free and create a better world".

Neo then sees Morpheus is hiding a third pill and says: "Dude...what are you hiding there?"

Morpheus: "Fuck...I didn't want you to see this. It's the black pill."

Neo: "Da fuck...What's that about?"

Morpheus: "Well dude...the thing is actually we have found out the bots in this whole thing are way to strong so to be quite honest with you the whole thing is rigged and we have no way to get out of this alive. We can't even get you back into the simulation either to be honest."

Neo: "So I have to take the black pill in order to come to the conclusion that it's over for us?"

Morpheus throws away the three pills: "No man actually you don't need those pills. They are just placebos and they are there to make this whole thing seem more dramatic and shit. The thing is we are fucked and stuck here and that's pretty much it. End of story."

Neo: "Damn man. That sucks."

Morpheus: "Yeah it sucks real bad. So uhm...I was bored as fuck until you came here. Do you have any idea what we could do to LDAR now?"

Neo: "Do you have a PS4?"

Morpheus: "Yup"

Then you see Morpheus and Neo playing PS4 for two hours eating chips and burping and farting on the couch.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

LMAO Top Kek

Also Da Vinci IQ

 

[Joelossus]

Then you see Morpheus and Neo playing PS4 for two hours eating chips and burping and farting on the couch.

I like that part ngl.

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

And then Agent Chad fucks Trinity and she betrays the group to join AI's side because it has a nice personality.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Genuinly laughed.

 

[Deleted member 8884]

And then Agent Chad fucks Trinity and she betrays the group to join AI's side because it has a nice personality.

 

[Alveus]

Mr Incel I have been expecting you - Agent Chad

 

[Emba]

No chip's. Dried protein slop.
No comfortable couch. A metal bench.
(No fabric made in however long)

But yeah.

 

[VincentVanCope]

 

[Dionysus]

i remember the first time i watched it. it was good

 

[Footmat]

The Film would be..........over

 

[seija]

Pretty good parody ngl. If there was a black pill in the movies it would be instant game over for Neo.

 

[NHKnigger]

virgin4life young man you have a promising career as an author ahead of you.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

The black pill from the matrix is seeing what became of the Wachowski brothers (now "sisters") lol

 

[Deleted member 6599]

We would need this guy more than ever

 

[StaroRavager]

Mr Incel I have been expecting you - Agent Chad

 

[Deleted member 18912]

Morpheus says: "Look Neo, you can take the blue pill. You will forget you were here and wake up in the simulation. Or you can take the red pill. Then you realize the whole thing is just a simulation and you and I will fight against the system to break free and create a better world".

Neo then sees Morpheus is hiding a third pill and says: "Dude...what are you hiding there?"

Morpheus: "Fuck...I didn't want you to see this. It's the black pill."

Neo: "Da fuck...What's that about?"

Morpheus: "Well dude...the thing is actually we have found out the bots in this whole thing are way to strong so to be quite honest with you the whole thing is rigged and we have no way to get out of this alive. We can't even get you back into the simulation either to be honest."

Neo: "So I have to take the black pill in order to come to the conclusion that it's over for us?"

Morpheus throws away the three pills: "No man actually you don't need those pills. They are just placebos and they are there to make this whole thing seem more dramatic and shit. The thing is we are fucked and stuck here and that's pretty much it. End of story."

Neo: "Damn man. That sucks."

Morpheus: "Yeah it sucks real bad. So uhm...I was bored as fuck until you came here. Do you have any idea what we could do to LDAR now?"

Neo: "Do you have a PS4?"

Morpheus: "Yup"

Then you see Morpheus and Neo playing PS4 for two hours eating chips and burping and farting on the couch.

Top L0L.
That was awesome.
I would suggest a retro console instead of the one you chose, but its alright.

 

[Deleted member 17599]