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What would be your preferred medieval weapon?

What would be your preferred medieval weapon?

  • Dagger

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Short sword

    Votes: 7 18.9%
  • Great sword

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • One handed war axe

    Votes: 4 10.8%
  • Two handed war axe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • War hammer

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Mace

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Spear

    Votes: 9 24.3%
  • Bow and arrow

    Votes: 9 24.3%
  • Spike flail

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    37
Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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I’d go with a dagger. I’m small and short, mogged by most men so I could use that to my advantage to be quick on my feet.

I’d rely on cunning and trickery to avoid head on fights that I’d lose, and slit my enemy’s throats or stab and slice their abdomens when they aren’t looking.
 
I’d go with a dagger. I’m small and short, mogged by most men so I could use that to my advantage to be quick on my feet.

I’d rely on cunning and trickery to avoid head on fights that I’d lose, and slit my enemy’s throats or stab and slice their abdomens when they aren’t looking.
Short sword cuz i already do sword training nigga
 
bow and arrow cuz im a coward
 
a short sword because their lighter to carry, and i would also like a small shield for defence too.

the sword and shield has to be small because they can be heavy, depending on the size.
 
depends on the type of combat, but the shortsword tends to be pretty versatile.
 
I’d go with a dagger. I’m small and short, mogged by most men so I could use that to my advantage to be quick on my feet.

I’d rely on cunning and trickery to avoid head on fights that I’d lose, and slit my enemy’s throats or stab and slice their abdomens when they aren’t looking.
How would this plan work on a battlefield
 
Mace of course it's easier to use then a sword
A.nd I can get some good damage even through hide armor


I'll go for the face and head with it's heavy front end
 
I'd be one of the guys who operates the trebuchet in relative safety behind the frontlines.
 
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Mace, something is so funny about beating people with a club and crushing their armor
 
Spear or halberd
 
I would start off with a great sword to live out childhood daydreams, I'd realize I can't wield it, then transition to a spear.
 
Longbow. Meleechads die while bowcels shoot from the back lines.
 
Spear. Relatively long range and is easier to use.
 
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One handed war axe, imagine smashing a niggas skull open with an axe? based​

 
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Dual wielded hand axes or short swords. Because it'd just be cool as fuck.
 
Some modified hammer weapon. Bash through shields and armor and break weapons.
 

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