Fontaine
Overlord
★★★★★
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2017
- Posts
- 5,417
Obviously JFL (and thank God), because there's a very slim chance of WW3. Nuclear MAD still applying.
1) Dodging the NATO draft and escaping to some hiding place (you'd better start preparing it beforehand, or fleeing to a foreign country beforehand)
2) Getting enlisted but deserting/surrendering on first opportunity. Best scenario you spend the remaining days in a POW camp that nourishes you with something other than boiled horse soup. Worst scenario you get shot as a coward or used for brutal human experimentation.
3) Getting enlisted but seeking suicide through enemy fire on first opportunity
4) Getting enlisted in enemy armies (becoming a "traitor")
5) Enlisting but in support / technical job (not guaranteed) so as to maximize chances of getting out alive
6) I have a legit physical / mental disability that means I will not get drafted
7) I actually want to fight and die for the West
1) Dodging the NATO draft and escaping to some hiding place (you'd better start preparing it beforehand, or fleeing to a foreign country beforehand)
2) Getting enlisted but deserting/surrendering on first opportunity. Best scenario you spend the remaining days in a POW camp that nourishes you with something other than boiled horse soup. Worst scenario you get shot as a coward or used for brutal human experimentation.
3) Getting enlisted but seeking suicide through enemy fire on first opportunity
4) Getting enlisted in enemy armies (becoming a "traitor")
5) Enlisting but in support / technical job (not guaranteed) so as to maximize chances of getting out alive
6) I have a legit physical / mental disability that means I will not get drafted
7) I actually want to fight and die for the West
Last edited: