what women find hot is what men find hot, young, tall, pretty face, and thin. gymcels on suicide watch

[mylifeistrash]

guys who look buff, "thick" or whatever look like fat bloated redneck retards. gymcels 99% of the time they have a bloated moonface and are balding.

"bruh, what about guys like the rock"

charles barkley (left) is 6'5 at his peak on a good day. the rock is like 6' maybe, if even that and looks like a bloated fucking idiot

doesn't matter how ripped you get on roids, your face will always look like SHIT

"hot wife, bro"

bodybuilding was invented for short guys to feel better about their trash genetics

in conclusion, muscle guys are 99.99999999% of the time sub 6', lying about their height, and look like piles of garbage

 

[Jockcel]

I like thicc girls more than flat papers tbh, men have more varied preferences.

 

[TheNEET]

just be a prettyboy theory

 

[TheRealChincel]

Yeah, I never thought The Rock looked good. They had to put him next to guys like Efron and Hart to look intimidating. GL ever seeing him go up against a taller built guy.

 

[Getlooksordie]

Attraction is 90% face, 9% height and 1% frame.

 

[Deleted member 11015]

Gym is cope for a lot of normies yeah. but giga chads all have that absolute ripped body and chiseled face. A lot of volcels in here would be suprised at what they could achieve if they gym. Growth hormone makes your jaw swole as well.

 

[mylifeistrash]

Yeah, I never thought The Rock looked good. They had to put him next to guys like Efron and Hart to look intimidating. GL ever seeing him go up against a taller built guy.

he can't even look intimdating against a fucking POINT GUARD from 30 years ago

5'11.5 balding guy frauding his entire life as a "big guy"

 

[TheRealChincel]

he can't even look intimdating against a fucking POINT GUARD from 30 years ago

5'11.5 balding guy frauding his entire life as a "big guy"

One thing I’ve learned about Hollywood... you can’t be too good-looking or masculine, that’s why Dolph never made it in America and why Michael Schoeffling never transcended his role as the guy every girl pines for. The production crews couldn’t take seeing groupies swarming those guys.

 

[drakon_iz_ada]

Attraction is 90% face, 9% height and 1% frame.

>9% height
Nice joke

 

[Crustaciouse]

Yeah, I never thought The Rock looked good. They had to put him next to guys like Efron and Hart to look intimidating. GL ever seeing him go up against a taller built guy.

Yeah even in his wwe days he was never supposed to be an intimidating wrestler, instead his main draw was his charisma and microphone skills.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

seems making yourself into a muscle man only makes you a target for a very specific demographic, like with chubby chasers

inhibition-lowering might be all you get from the gym that's actually useful

 

[TheRealChincel]

Yeah even in his wwe days he was never supposed to be an intimidating wrestler, instead his main draw was his charisma and microphone skills.

Well, when you had guys like the Big Show, Stone Cold, and Goldberg from WCW, it would’ve never been bought.

 

[Bagelcel]

The rock is 6ft4 and could have likely gotten any hot girl he wants.

 

[Schizoidcel]

I like thicc girls more than flat papers tbh, men have more varied preferences.

 

[Felix97]

The rock is 6ft4 and could have likely gotten any hot girl he wants.

this. JFL at OP for thinking the rock couldn't get a better foid than that

 

[theundeadburg]

I like thicc girls more than flat papers tbh, men have more varied preferences.

Is there any foid that isn't liked by 6 gorillion of men? Men are so thirsty.

 

[Jockcel]

Is there any foid that isn't liked by 6 gorillion of men? Men are so thirsty.

There is no female incel for a reason.

 

[Grotesque]

It surprised me that Dwayne looked the most roided and bloated by far when he went into his acting career compared to his wrestling career.

Of course, Vince McMahon's carnie show has strict drug testing and is commonly thought of as steroid freaks while Jew Hollywood has absolutely none of that.

 

[mylifeistrash]

The rock is 6ft4 and could have likely gotten any hot girl he wants.

lol so it charles barkely 7'?

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Charles-Barkley-2722.html

 

[CopingGymcel]

If you think Dwayne Johnson is ugly, then you have been looking at male models for too long. Just lol at judging him by his wife's looks when there are top tier male models out there with not so good looking wives.

Omg. Nick Bateman isn't good looking at all. His girlfriend is only a 6 or so, so that must mean no other girls want him!

Apparently midgets are preferred by women. He has the hotter wife, so that settles it.

 

[theoldnick]

lol if that is really batemans wife I just lost all respect for him
he can do better

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Huge cope thread, men like short women that are not thin.

 

[inklingPro 1980]

I don't usually laugh at shit on this site but when you called Rock "moon face" and I saw the pic I was dying. Moon face yerp

I miss working out but can't anymore.... fibro took that shit from me. I don't have the strength. Love my ebike though.... that and walking dogs are all I can do though.

Speaking of Chads didn't Marky Mark do something fucking horrid to a homeless man as a kid while living in Boston years ago?? And his reward is this awesome fucking life right? Fuck Mark Wahlberg. Truechad.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

The only reason he doesn't get as many girls as he should is because he's bald. That's it, fuck that twink boy faggit bullshit it's all to do with hair.

 

[mylifeistrash]

If you think Dwayne Johnson is ugly, then you have been looking at male models for too long. Just lol at judging him by his wife's looks when there are top tier male models out there with not so good looking wives.

Omg. Nick Bateman isn't good looking at all. His girlfriend is only a 6 or so, so that must mean no other girls want him!

Apparently midgets are preferred by women. He has the hotter wife, so that settles it.

if that's bateman's wife, then someone needs to exterminate all human life ASAP