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What will you do in Christmas lads?

Albocel

Albocel

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I am going to chill with my family and eat some good food and relax. Watch some movies and lay in bed and such. How about you guys?
 
It'll be like any other day for me. Even my gym is open on Xmas so I'll be doing reps for Jesus.
 
Try to avoid extended family.
Give my cat some treats and cuddles.
Get shitfaced to avoid roping.
 
I was at a gas station recently on a cold winter's night, and there was this woman dressed as Mrs. Claus. And I tell you, she was a dead goddamn ringer. Bonnet, suede boots, not too young, not too old, rosy cheeks... what I'm doing for Christmas is trying to find her.

This isn't worship, I'm not trying to have sex with her. I'm trying to get her to lead me to Santa Claus.
 
Chilling here in this forum
 
my favorite meal is coming. ham, baked beans, and mashed potatoes
 
Family dinner. Then smoke pot and drink
 
chill with family and ldar

will probably make swedish meatballs
 
Going to church maybe. Not attending a mass since the last decade.
 
Going to Christmas mass in church with my family and obligatory family dinner.
 
Play dark souls remastered when I get it.
 
No one will be suffering more than me.
Forced to have Christmas dinner with large extended family I haven't seen for 10 years, where everyone is hyper NT, good looking
My brother and sister are both bringing their partners, all cousins are partnered up too I think
The question why I don't have a girlfriend (23yo kissless virgin) will definitely come up in front of 15+ family members.
The worst part is being the ugliest family member
 
Same. Gonna have a nice meal and spend time together.
 
Dont celebrate so ldar, chill here, maybe watch shit
 
On Christmas day I will approach a foid amd ascend. Know why ? Because I have been a good boy and so santa will keep his promise and make a foid drunk enough to see me as Chad and drop her down my chimney.
 
I don't celibate holidays
 
I’ll be here for my incel bros for emotionsl support .
 

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