
subhuman
Fuck it, we ball
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I just realized that my greatest memories from my teenage years are all LDAR related: masturbation, anime, vidya, shitposting. Now my greatest memories are from my travels fucking whores but it's not like that's much better JFL. I get brutally life mogged by 14 year old pretty boy slayers like my cousin who all the foids at his high school are obsessed with. Anyway, here's a "greatest hits" compilation of my best memories from my teenage years:
- The first time I beat deity in civilization when I was 13. For some reason I didn't know what the difficulties were so I just selected deity all the time which was the hardest one. I lost every game but I kept playing and finally I won a domination victory and will always remember my stack of tanks marching on cleopatra's last city.
- The time I discovered I could masturbate to anime girls and would no longer need real foids. I was 15 and got into sadpanda and found the library of alexandria of doujins. I remember walking through the high school halls with confidence because these stupid sluts no longer had any power over me.
- My first "get" on 4chan. I think it was on /r9k/ when I was 15. I don't remember the exact number. But I got a shit ton of (you)s
- The times when I would skip PE class in high school to jerk off in the bathrooms. I no longer had to get mogged in PE class and instead could just fap in peace to my favorite anime girls in some toilet. Unfortunately I had to stop because people would sometimes piss in the urinals next to my stall or one time this guy came in and puked in the toilet next to me and my fap time was ruined.
- The summer after my sophomore year: I didn't want to wage with normies so the whole summer I just laid in bed all day. I would go to sleep at 6 AM when I could hear the garage door opening with my dad leaving for work, and I would wake up at 6 PM and watch anime all night on my laptop in my bed.
- The covid year: normies were forced to stay inside and weren't allowed to be social. I thought it was so funny seeing foids from my high school say they were going to kill themselves because they couldn't go to their senior prom. This was my slaves revolt, they were forced to see what it was like to be alone, even if it was just for a little bit. Meanwhile I spent that whole time LDARing playing counter strike.
- The eu4 concentrate development patch: this came out when I was 19 and was a major event in my life. By that point in my eu4celing career, I had already racked up over 1000 hours in the game, but this revitalized my interest. It was so broken not having to spend point coring that development and instead putting it in your capital, which doesn't count towards your governing capacity, has no local autonomy, and doesn't have the negative modifiers for unaccepted culture or religion. I did several world conquests on this patch and enjoyed imagining my soldiers plundering the cities of these betabuxxer wageslaves, stealing the fruits of their labor and planting the seeds of the next generation of warriors inside their foids eager wombs.
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