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Grim_Reaper

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When I was in middle school, I was eavesdropping on a few foids talking about cheerleaders and when I went home, I looked up cheerleader porn since I thought they were hot, and my dick got extremely hard while I was watching it, so I gave in to my instinct to stroking my dick and I felt euphoric when I nutted. Ever since then, I became a braindead coomer that jacks off 1-2 times a day.
 
i just went on yt and searched up girls in bikinis. i was edging though i remember the first time i came it was bliss.
 
it was a vid on redtube of some ron jeremy looking guy having a threesome with 2 ugly blonde foids

its such a specific detailed memory
 
great question btw
 
It hurt when I first ejaculated, I thought I had a spine injury. It was over lingerie catalogs
 
Five nights at freddy hentai :feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
Jerked off to Lesbian porn when I was 11
 
Five nights at freddy hentai :feelspuke::feelspuke:
But the first time I masturbated I didn't look at anything, I was just in the shower when I was like 10 and noticed my dick getting harder so I started rubbing it. I literally thought I was going to die because the white stuff (coom) and the fact that I was feeling tired and lightheaded.
 
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also mister @General Alek sir what do you think of my new title as king of serbia

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the bikini woman in the movie poster of adam sandler's movie just go with it
 
Christie Monteiro from Tekken in 2004
 
When I was in middle school, I was eavesdropping on a few foids talking about cheerleaders and when I went home, I looked up cheerleader porn since I thought they were hot, and my dick got extremely hard while I was watching it, so I gave in to my instinct to stroking my dick and I felt euphoric when I nutted. Ever since then, I became a braindead coomer that jacks off 1-2 times a day.
Margaret from regular show
 
3d female wrestling. wasnt even porn :lul:
 
When I was in middle school, I was eavesdropping on a few foids talking about cheerleaders and when I went home, I looked up cheerleader porn since I thought they were hot, and my dick got extremely hard while I was watching it, so I gave in to my instinct to stroking my dick and I felt euphoric when I nutted. Ever since then, I became a braindead coomer that jacks off 1-2 times a day.
I was 13 years old and I decided to rummage through my parents. Personal belongings down in the basement and in the attic, where they would store some of their stuff and never touch it. After many years I decided to look through it. And I found my dad's porno 1980s. V h s tapes. The first porno I ever saw was called black valley girls 2 I also stole my mother's Vodka bottle and mixed it with some grape flavored mountain dew soda pop. I had the time of my life that night. Nowadays if I did that it would be very sad.
 
My imagination.
 
That horse seen all of our memories and has gone insane from the woes of inceldia and inceldom. He now has to bear the sins of his species fucking gorzillion amounts of women because "his pp was big" :foidSoy: :foidSoy: :foidSoy: :foidSoy:


This is insanity.
Brutal horsepill.
 
Brutal horsepill.
The horse that bears the weight of all the hatred of another incels in the world and accepts it is a based horse. If only if it wasn't war with the sexes 24/7 the universe could actually look like it was when I was 5 nigga. Simple star shit scattered across the sky doing whatever it can to create anything.
 
Jerked off to the phantasy of a school mate being tender with me, she was something like the best looking girl in a subpar class, and at the age of 12-13. I fantasized about her getting on top of me and slowly riding my dick.
 
rita repulsa from the original power rangers. i was 6 or 7 years old
i masturbated by sliding down the stairs railing, the railing would rub on my genetelia and make me feel good, and i didnt really understand how my penis works back then



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lif5tVdxEN0


i was too low self esteem to masturbate to the hot asian girl, so i went with the old hag
 
videos of girls kissing, very softcore
 
I don't remember probably some female anime character from Pokémon, One Piece or Dragon Ball
 

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