What was the closest you’ve gotten to fuck a bitch?

[king.epstein]

Title

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

JFL

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

I haven’t come within a light year of fucking a bitch, it never began.

 

[undesiredsamsung]

Never

 

[fokusin]

JFL

 

[drunken_sailor2500]

How close have I gotten to the edge of the observable universe?

 

[SpookySpook]

not even close, couldn't even seen the finish with a binocular

 

[BeanChud88]

I went on some escort sites but in my area they’re all overpriced and ugly

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

A female employee said hi to me once when I walked into JC Penny's.

 

[PersonalityChad]

I've never got even remotely close

 

[Sub5failure]

I went to a red light district but was too high inhib and left immediately without even looking at the hookers

 

[Caichan]

does eye contact count

 

[Animecel2D]

I am closer to touching the stars than I am in touching a pussy

 

[FuckYou]

I’ve been very intimate with my mom.