What was the biggest success you've had with a woman?

[SmugMohito]

Hard mode: The girl has to be genuine about it.

I saw this cute Asian girl on the bench at the park. I was looking at her for a while and she ended up looking back at me, I didn't want to look like a weirdo so I came over to her and said hello and I ended up telling her my name. She said hello and told me her name back with a smile. I ended up jumbling my words trying to reply. All I could let out was a pathetic whimper and a weird sounding gag because It almost made me throw up. Her smile turned into disgust and she walked away.

I once saw this hot white girl walking down my street. She's the type that refuses to look at anything but her phone. As fast as I could, I ran close enough to her and let out a pathetic hi and she looked at me for a split second, said hi, then turned back. I was trying to walk up to her but I almost got hit by a car.

 

[Kointo1]

I have had zero success so far with females.

 

[SmugMohito]

I have had zero success so far with females.

Your attempts can't be that bad.

 

[Kointo1]

Your attempts can't be that bad.

Does getting a forced polite "no" count as success?

 

[Scorn]

hmpf
talking about random stuff and not being ignored/getting faces of repulsion
but that's rare

 

[SmugMohito]

Does getting a forced polite "no" count as success?

Define forced.

 

[KingOfRome]

Aprilcels are as bad as maycels

 

[Kointo1]

Define forced.

Not genuinely polite, but straining to be nice.

 

[SmugMohito]

Not genuinely polite, but straining to be nice.

That's something. It could have been worse.

Aprilcels are as bad as maycels

Take that back.

 

[drivebyartist]

so you approaching women and them (as any one should) saying "hi" back is "success?"

ok

 

[0764]

Lol fuck those sluts who literally look at nothing but their phones. I see them all the time and they are the most ungrateful, manipulative, insecure bitches ever. They are the Stacie’s of Stacie’s.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I was able to make one laugh

Well technically the whole class so multiple I guess.

 

[TomathonClancy]

I’m a dream of mine, a couple of girls we’re making fun of me. I consider this a success since they initiated conversation.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

I got a kiss but it was in middle school by some girl I didn't know.

 

[last_man]

a girl on tinder told me i was cute and sent me that emoji that has hearts for eyes

 

[Dekim]

i made an escort orgasm

 

[mang0]

a girl on tinder told me i was cute and sent me that emoji that has hearts for eyes

fakecel

unless it was a bot

 

[Deleted member 5653]

I successfully asked few questions about an exam to one.

 

[Kokoro]

0

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Only friends.

 

[last_man]

fakecel

unless it was a bot

she ended up ghosting me, i was seriously upset for like two weeks

 

[KyloRen]

Good thread. Expose the fakes.

 

[Uglymonster]

Three different girls rubbed their crotches against my crotch when I was ten. Sounds good on the surface but after that nothing else has happened. So all it did was increase my sexual hunger and frustration.