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StoryVillain

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So what type do you like? after a certin point bitches just have to look normal beauty becomes preference this is only for holes tho not males

Some like gook others like scandinavian holes Some care about tits others dont as long as shes in shape

What features and things would you look for in escorts

For me it would have to be light skin tone ethnic or dark hair cum skin hole with Full perky tits and full red lips and nice hair
:ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
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cute blonde, innocent looking and naturally big boobie and perky ass, i'll take good care of her during seggs :feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
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there are very few scandinavian holes selling sex, it's mostly slavs if an escortcel is into blondes
 
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10$ std ridden hood rat street hookers, princess sheboon would be my first pick (in super mario bros 2)
 
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light skin, dark hair, nice ass and boobs and most importantly a good face
 
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Petite curvy sexy latinas
 
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Sky slope nose, long natural brown hair and almond shaped eyes, 5'3-5'6, long legs and nice feet, B-C cups.
 
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None - the fact that she's an escort would disgust me. I haven't yet been brainwashed by their "sex work is real work" propaganda. Whores (the literal definition) are literally the lowest sub-type of human.
 
StoryVillain

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Sky slope nose, long natural brown hair and almond shaped eyes, 5'3-5'6, long legs and nice feet, B-C cups.
I didnt even know i needed nice legs untill i seen them in real life
 
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only retards pay for something that's worthless.
giga stacy needs to pay me in order to fuck her stinking rotting holes
 
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What type of toilet​


chicken nuggets toilet GIF
 
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One with big tits.
 
StoryVillain

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None - the fact that she's an escort would disgust me. I haven't yet been brainwashed by their "sex work is real work" propaganda. Whores (the literal definition) are literally the lowest sub-type of human.
Normal girls have 3 digit body count and do stuff like getting fucked in anus and drinking chads cum like water
 
StoryVillain

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only retards pay for something that's worthless.
giga stacy needs to pay me in order to fuck her stinking rotting holes
Sadly thats not reality also something being worthy or not is a preference
 
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I dunno. Maybe 5'10 tall and 18 years old. JFL.
 
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I'm a femdomcel. I I know it's pathetic but I can't help it. So basically any hot foid as long as she's a dom
 
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Hispanic or light skin
 
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I'm a femdomcel. I I know it's pathetic but I can't help it. So basically any hot foid as long as she's a dom
Least cucked GrAYcel
 
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50 inch ass brown Pakistani or Indian women
 
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White or middle eastern with brown or black hair
 
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Normal girls have 3 digit body count and do stuff like getting fucked in anus and drinking chads cum like water
If normal girls are bad just imagine how bad whores are.
 
StoryVillain

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If normal girls are bad just imagine how bad whores are.
Yeah and why would i care not like im going to kiss them or keep 1 of them around for a life time
 
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the shortest height whore possible (white race and medium hair)
 
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So what type do you like? after a certin point bitches just have to look normal beauty becomes preference this is only for holes tho not males

Some like gook others like scandinavian holes Some care about tits others dont as long as shes in shape

What features and things would you look for in escorts

For me it would have to be light skin tone ethnic or dark hair cum skin hole with Full perky tits and full red lips and nice hair
:ahegao::ahegao::ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
anything that isn't STD ridden
 
Crestfallen95

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I’d only pay to fuck my oneitis
 
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Young, firm and tight. 18-25. Mixed or latina. Nice full titties. Hourglass figure.
 
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None.I better kms.
 
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asians with small breasts
 
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Entities from outer space.
 
CantEscapeYourFate

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When you start seeing escorts regularly, you will eventually realize it's less about how attractive the foid is and more about what she offers her clients. Besides, the more attractive ones are equally more expensive and are more likely to reject ugly/obese clients.
 
StoryVillain

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When you start seeing escorts regularly, you will eventually realize it's less about how attractive the foid is and more about what she offers her clients. Besides, the more attractive ones are equally more expensive and are more likely to reject ugly/obese clients.
I dont understand what u mean by what shes offers her clients im a lust cel so i just wanna penetrate a whore i really like-also like i said after a certin beauty level there no such thing as pretty female
 
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I dont understand what u mean by what shes offers her clients im a lust cel so i just wanna penetrate a whore i really like-also like i said after a certin beauty level there no such thing as pretty female
Like if you want to anally penetrate a whore, not all of them will offer that. Or if you have a certain fetish, not all of them will offer that. But if you just want regular penetration then yeah, go for the hottest girl possible if you can afford it.
 
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Like if you want to anally penetrate a whore, not all of them will offer that. Or if you have a certain fetish, not all of them will offer that. But if you just want regular penetration then yeah, go for the hottest girl possible if you can afford it.
Yeah im not into anul penetrating a hoe i dont even like putting my penis into there mouth
 
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Bunch of cucks.
 

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