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5"6 or below
PUA grifter

You weren't very gifted in height so wherever you lack short, you compensate with pickup lines, witty jokes, and very elaborate calculations of woman's hair vector against against nearest window top right corner angle. You're like modern day version of jesters, except medieval jesters were respected and actually got paid. You have youtube channel and sell shitty online courses to elementary schoolers. You think you date women, but in reality, they use you for free meals and your attention as an ego boost

5"7 to 5"8
Top 1% manlet

After becoming a millionaire, getting muscular physique, learning extensively about psychology, history, engineering, philosophy and getting black belt in whatever martial art you chose to pursue you have finally conquered the world get rewarded with average
non-virgin becky.

5"9-5"10
Strongman/combat athlete

You actually got quite good height drop and your frame is one of the best ones. You are not the tallest and don't look the best, but your low center of gravity, wide legs, combined with relatively big mass potential gives you good advantage in developing real fighting abilities, practical strength and reputation amongst normies normie as the wholesome always talking guy

5"11
Heightcoper

Claim that height doesn't matter because the short retarded foids can't tell that you aren't actually 6 foot tall

6"0
Natty average bodybuilder

Everything about your both physical and brain power is basic and nothing particularly outstanding

6"1
Esoteric wisdom roidrat

You have somewhat unique perspective on life and inspire a lot of people. When confronted whether you use steroids, either admit you're jewced up or try to pass the question off with a joke

6"2
Fake natty

You got the very best frame and physique drop (in my humble opinion) with very broad shoulders and good potential for bicep and sixpack aesthetics. Of course that wasn't enough, so you decided to step into bodybuilding sphere. After very first problems of gaining muscle, you decided to start long term relationship with anabolic steroids. Probably got some overpriced supplement brand to sponsor you and promote that dogshit to scam high schoolers. Not a single drop of juice flows throught your veins, not even apple, orange, grape or other organic ones. All the gains were due to hard work, animalistic rage and commitment to show up to the gym 9 days a week. There's no issue with going to sleep at night because fat stacks of money can buy a good matress and women give you sex and attention with no additional effort required

6"3
Ex fatso

You were ugly and morbidly obese, but then decided to start eating right and engaging in physical activities. Now you're still ugly, but since your fat doesn't create 50cm of radius around you, you can stand closer to others and very visibly heightmog 99% of population. You will always be used as a success story by retarded normies who don't have eyes to see lightwaves that fall into autistic spectrum

6"4
Slayer

6"2 has the best proportions and young college boy looks, but you got the most gorgeous face and tall legs which women find attractive to such degree, it nullifies all the negatives. No one really knows what exactly you did in your teens. All they know that you're now somewhere between 20-34, somehow having every single quality of mature charming man (height, facebones, hunter eyes, voice, tall extremities, beard,mustache and mannerisms) that ars equally appealing to both 30something moms and fresh high school girls. Despite partying and excessive drinking your body doesn't ever degrade out of mere respect for you. All you have to to is shower, brush your teeth, put on maximum strength hair gel and spray on your signature cologne. It's that easy!

6"5
Carnivore/Keto fitness coach

All your gains come from eggs and steak. Very attainable organic form of fit school gym teacher. Make fun of all the vegans, supplement shills and fat retards on twitter. You probably wrote book about either nutrition plans or specific workout techniques that no one in their right mind would ever think of. Give links only when asked, but never excessively push it. Be married in monogamous relationship with wife and raise 3 kids.
Life is good.

6"6 and above

You already tower above everyone and there's nothing redpill can really give you. Just go and enjoy your life
 
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Slayer

6"2 has the best proportions and young college boy looks, but you got the most gorgeous face and tall legs which women find attractive to such degree, it nullifies all the negatives. No one really knows what exactly you did in your teens. All they know that you're now somewhere between 20-34, somehow having every single quality of mature charming man (height, facebones, hunter eyes, voice, tall extremities, beard,mustache and mannerisms) that ars equally appealing to both 30something moms and fresh high school girls. Despite partying and excessive drinking your body doesn't ever degrade out of mere respect for you. All you have to to is shower, brush your teeth, put on maximum strength hair gel and spray on your signature cologne. It's that easy!
i actually knew someone like this in college lol, and people called him slayer
 
5"9-5"10
Strongman/combat athlete

You actually got quite good height drop and your frame is one of the best ones. You are not the tallest and don't look the best, but your low center of gravity, wide legs, combined with relatively big mass potential gives you good advantage in developing real fighting abilities, practical strength and reputation amongst normies normie as the wholesome always talking guy
 
5"7 to 5"8
Top 1% manlet

After becoming a millionaire, getting muscular physique, learning extensively about psychology, history, engineering, philosophy and getting black belt in whatever martial art you chose to pursue you have finally conquered the world get rewarded with average
non-virgin becky.
 
5"7 to 5"8
Top 1% manlet

After becoming a millionaire, getting muscular physique, learning extensively about psychology, history, engineering, philosophy and getting black belt in whatever martial art you chose to pursue you have finally conquered the world get rewarded with average
non-virgin becky.
 
6"6 and above

You already tower above everyone and there's nothing redpill can really give you. Just go and enjoy your life
Very true, there's no reason to be redpilled at that point because the :redpill: can't give you something you don't already have. :feelskek:
 
Between 5'8 and 5'9. Over for me. I'm not even on the list.
 

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