What to tell while buying Helium Cylinder

[suffering]

If they ask me for what purpose I am buying helium cylinder what should I tell them .

 

[Modus Coperandi]

children birthday party
alternatively:
shielding gas for welding

 

[Moustachcel]

just act like you have an autistic outburst

 

[Getlooksordie]

tell her it´s for a happy occasion that way you won´t have to lie.

 

[Jockcel]

tell her it´s for a happy occasion that way you won´t have to lie.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Why?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Say you're planning on killing yourself via exit bag

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Say you want to build a van of peace deluxe.

Dude aren't you like seventeen? You can still everythingmaxx. Don't do it.

 

[Indari]

"IM GOING ER IN THIS BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

then go ER