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What time of day do you usually choke the chicken?

ihatelife2

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Morning, afternoon, or evening
 
Does that mean jerking off or something
 
If so then "all of the above"
 
in the evening once ive done all the things i needed to do for the day
 
when I'm in bed, around 11pm before I attempt to fall asleep
 
All day, all night
 
morning, afternoon, evening and night
 
Every second of the day. I even jerked it during work.

Joke
 
Wake up at like 7 am with morning would bust and then go back to bed and then around 12 I wake up bust again, and then if I'm not working that day bust around 2-3 times for the rest of the day
 
all times of day
 
Literally any time but I prefer not doing it in the morning so I have more motivation to do stuff.
 
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Usually at night if I'm working. If I'm not working then everyday all day.
 
Usually at night
 
Any time is a horrible time. If I do it in the morning, I feel sleepy for the rest of the day, the afternoon is a weird time to be going out of your way to jerk off, and I'm most productive in the evening so I don't want to do it then, either.

This is why I just don't jerk off.
 
Night usually
 
rarely because it does not feel good anymore
 
Morning = feel like shit for an hour or two
Night = feel depressed and then horny again in the morning
 
Just the morning.
 

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