What the fuck can I do for money?

[QuantumDummy]

Getting a job that doesn't revolve around serving talking chimps is almost impossible.

My biggest regret is not staying in college. I have no useful job experience. I'm stuck.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Try to find a job where you can do a nightshift.

 

[St.Tropez]

Prostitution

 

[theultimate341]

Try to find a job where you can do a nightshift.

That’s a good idea

 

[theultimate341]

Get your certificate or something and try to be a plumber or electrician

 

[Deleted member 2901]

Freelance or ‘independent’ jobs like delivering mail.
Or sell your boipucci.

 

[konthefox]

Are you american? Join the Military. My online buddy joined the Navy, you get a signing bonus and average income.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

night shift at grocery store or security guard for apartment, i did this before i went to college, literally just sat in a room and read manga for 8 hours was from 9pm-5am. It was in a decent area so no thugs or anything coming in.

 

[Indari]

nothing we're fucked.

i mean win the lottery

 

[Deleted member 60]

swallow my load

 

[Tuttle]

Get your certificate or something and try to be a plumber or electrician

This

 

[Tuttle]

Try to find a job where you can do a nightshift.

 

[Sadist]

Prostitution

beat me to it lol

 

[Jockcel]

Try finding a job where all you have to do is rake things and put them at another place.

 

[Indari]

sell drugs

Get your certificate or something and try to be a plumber or electrician

Freelance or ‘independent’ jobs like delivering mail.
Or sell your boipucci.

i will end up doing one of these most likely.


or rope

 

[kkt6]

go ER

 

[kkt6]

i will end up doing one of these most likely.

bro what happened to wanting to die

 

[Indari]

night shift at grocery store or security guard for apartment, i did this before i went to college, literally just sat in a room and read manga for 8 hours was from 9pm-5am. It was in a decent area so no thugs or anything coming in.

that kind of sounds like torture

 

[Indari]

bro what happened to wanting to die

i did for a bit right after that pig gave me a ticket. next time i stub my toe i will again

 

[MatrixGolem]

selling used clothes on ebay is a good gig

 

[Deleted member 3291]

that kind of sounds like torture

The only down side was that I wasn’t allowed to leave only for washroom break. I would use my laptop starting at midnight because the land lord usually goes to sleep and can’t see what I’m doing.

 

[caturday]

Prostitution

Camtrapmaxx.

(kidding) actually not kidding

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

"Donate" plasma. Octapharma give's 50-75$ for the first 5 visit's. I plan on doing it soon, i went in once but didn't have a proper id with me, it looked kinda uncomfortable laying next to a bunch of people i didnt know. I wish i wasn't such an anxietycel.

 

[Indari]

tfw didn't make money a comfortable sum of money on the stock market at 18 and go on to become a pick up master and come out with super seducer like Richard La Ruina https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_La_Ruina