What THE FUCK am I supposed to do on my 18th birthday?

[Deleted member 22572]

I have zero friends so I'm gonna have to explain to my mum that I'm not gonna be doing anything which will make her rlly sad and family will probably come over which will just be awkward as fuck and probably more awkward than it was last year. Fucking fuckedy fuck fuck fuck nigger cunt I hate being ugly I'm trapped someone let me out please I don't deserve this

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Ldar

 

[LostInTheStatic]

LDARmaxx.

 

[TheSecondComing]

i worked on my 18th birthday

 

[Saddam]

Just enjoy being young because it gets much much worse.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I didn't do anything

i worked on my 18th birthday

 

[ironmanlet321]

Watch porn for the very first time, right?
Kidding

 

[Deleted member 22572]

You make me feel old.

Nigga u only 18 right?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

21.

R u da one doing a level German or something? or am I being mixed up

 

[Deleted member 22572]

No, I think you have that right. I'm taking German classes mandated by the government to get support money + get ready for a job/trade.

Fairs g

 

[ihaveno1]

ldar and post here ofc

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Why?

Cuz u b gettin dat bare p

 

[Valiant Virgin]

i worked on my 18th birthday

Brutal.

I don't do anything big for my birthday, but I always make sure I'm not working, whether it's a day off or I have to book it as a holiday.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Huh?

U b gettin dat bread

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Ask her to just bring dem gifts and not to invite anyone

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Elab

U b gettin dat paper

 

[Deleted member 24048]

Hide in shame, avoid questions from people about how you celebrated. Ignore, the subject all together, just act like it's any other day. Repeat, this every year until your expiration date.

 

[Emba]

Happy birthday!

 

[TheSecondComing]

Brutal.

I don't do anything big for my birthday, but I always make sure I'm not working, whether it's a day off or I have to book it as a holiday.

there wasn't a choice, I've worked every birthday since then

 

[Yerberito]

No one deserve this

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Ask her to just bring dem gifts and not to invite anyone

yes get money

 

[ChadThundercock1516]

I didn't do anything for my 18th bday. I didn't even ask my parents for gifts, it was a regular day. I didn't even care that it was my bday tbh, ever since I'm 14 I don't do anything for my bdays. (Back then I just invited the whole class even if most people didn't like or know me and then most of them left early because of my terrible social skills, some of the guys stayed only because I had cool videogames in my PC)

 

[JohnDcel]

I was in front of my PC

 

[Deleted member 301]

Just enjoy being young because it gets much much worse.

Brutal but sadly true.

 

[Numb]

I got me some drugs weed and chilled with internet videos and memes tbh

 

[Robtical]

I heard strip clubs let you in free on your birthday.

 

[Capable_Onion]

Pretty sure I spent the whole day infront of my computer for my 18th

 

[Sparrow's Song]

You still have time to surgerymaxx.

 

[subfivefeethopeless]

happy birthday! pretend to be suddenly really sick?

 

[Deleted member 22572]

You still have time to surgerymaxx.

Got no money

 

[Hate_my_life]

Hang out with your girlfriend

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

I spent my last birthday alone.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

daydream

 

[Deleted member 22904]

Absolutely nothing. It's over for youngcels.

 

[Deleted member 24289]

Same, I just want a slice of cake and lay down on my bed.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

You still have time to surgerymaxx.

this. ask your parents if they can give you money to surgerymaxx

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

lay down and relax

 

[zangano1]

Ask your mom to get you some whores and you spebd the day with them

 

[OverBeforeItBegan2]

Ask your mom to get you some whores and you spebd the day with them

This. If you're an incel on your 18th birthday it's only natural for your parents to buy you a hooker.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Past 17, I've barely had any of my birthdays celebrated. I'd literally spend my birthdays for the past two years on this forum.