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Experiment What surgery would be the most helpful in securing you a ticket to chad city?

VincentVanCope

VincentVanCope

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LL would have to be mine.
 
Jaw of course. Jaw is law.
 
Wrap around jaw implants is the single most impactful surgery you can have
 
Leg lengthening
 
Almond eye surgery. I have a plastic surgeon who specializes in this procedure in my area.
 
Single surgery? I’d choose eyes. But I’d still be incel.
 
Hair transplant.
 
Almond eye surgery. I have a plastic surgeon who specializes in this procedure in my area.

Fuck. I didn't realise how legit this surgery was. Damn.

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no surgery would make me "chad"
cause no matter what i choose, i'd still be stuck with:
dicklet
manlet
recessed chin and shit jaw
super overweight
incel shaped skull
shitty voice
 
J A W
A
W

Everything else is fine, my jaw holds me back.
 
Moobs. I have them bad
 
Hair transplant
 
You can't fix your personality.
 
Not a surgery but I just need to be re-incarnated as a Chad (facially).
 
Minigun attached to my left arm.
 
Probably orbital rim implants and almond eye surgery to fix my NCT and beta eyes.
Second most important would be rhinoplasty.
Third most important would be buccal fat removal/jaw implants.
Another important surgery would be leg lengthening.
 

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