The British colony known as "Canada" refers to portions of North America that rightfully belongs to the United States that is being illegally occupied by the UK. Its colonial "government" is illegitimate and goes against American foundations of Liberty, Freedom and Democracy. How can this country coexist with such an occupation in our lands? The tyranny of monarchy has no place in this land, we ought to Liberate our fellow Americans up north living under the oppressive clutches of Britain and Justin Trudeau, just like how we Liberated ourselves from Britain back in 1776. It is about time after all this that we should go up north and take back what is rightfully American soil. We should bring our northern compatriots Democracy under one Constitution and under one Government, that our borders no longer divide us, and the shackles of monarchy shall no longer be bestowed upon them. It is time we go back to where we left off in the War of 1812 and finish what were started: to Liberate these lands and unite the entire continent. "Canada" to the U.S. is like "Northern Ireland" and Ireland, we should strive to become one and unified under Liberty via forceful acts if necessary.
Our brethren up north under monarchy are living under oppression under Trudeau's colonial "government". We have witnessed the truckers getting their assets seized and being labeled as terrorists without due process. "Canada" lacks freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, both fundamental rights inscribed on our Constitution. We are a great global superpower, the best country on Earth where opportunities are made and dreams come true. It's the reason why every immigrant wants to move to the U.S. because here is where the money moves. This is the only place on Earth where you have total freedom and the ability to prosper, not even in "Canada" is there any opportunity among the frozen wastelands. We are a true first world country, "Canada" status as a first world country is only because they depend on gibs from us and the rest of the world. They live off our glory and if it wasn't for that "Canada" would be a baren shithole on par with Africa.
"Canada" sits at the forgotten back corner of the world, it never contributed anything significant in history that wasn't under the British Empire. America is the true leader of both economically and politically, promoting capitalism and democracy to the world. It's like an alternate and parallel America if it hadn't won the Revolutionary War, many Americans who remained loyal to the Crown fled there. "Canada" can be described being culturally American with British ethos.
"Canada" is a fake "country" and they are Americans in denial, trying so hard to be different from us by keeping the delusion that they're still British subjects. Why would anyone want to move up there when there's a much superior country right down south? You all stay because you keep worshiping the Queen of England and you pay for your own propaganda with taxes to the CBC where they push "Canadian" content as a way to keep you in your delusions.
1. "Canada" should remain how it is today: an independent constitutional monarchy within the British Commonwealth
This is the status quo: that "Canada" should remain being a self-governing "country" while keeping the British monarchy as its head of state and its current government as part of the British Commonwealth of Nations. It still uses its Britishness as a way of distinguishing themselves from the U.S.
2. "Canada" should abolish the British monarchy and become an independent republic, whether or not it remains within the British Commonwealth
"Canada" becomes a republic but still remains an independent sovereign country separate from the U.S. It might adopt a semi-presidential system, making the "Canadian" governor general as president and sovereign head of state while keeping its current parliamentary system. Or it will become a fully presidential republic with the president elected directly by the voting public like the U.S.
It may or may not remain in the British Commonwealth of Nations. It might still want to retain its historical ties and identity with the UK or it may want to form its own identity distinct from American culture. There should also be a fully open border between "Canada" and the U.S. allowing free unrestricted movement between both countries for citizens of each country without requiring passport checks à la Schengen Area.
I still don't see how "Canada" can remain separate from the U.S. if it becomes a republic. "Canada" is too similar to the U.S. that they're basically the same nation, only that they take from us and change a few things (like Thanksgiving, their accents, and the fact that "Canada" Day is only three days before the 4th of July) and take Britishisms (using British spelling and celebrating Boxing Day), using the metric system and speaking French as a half-ass way of distinguishing themselves from us, just to piss us off and to prove how un-American they are. The only real distinction is the British monarchy as a consequence of remaining within their Empire and differing government systems. Without their Britishness, they would just be Americans and there will be no point in remaining independent as a republic they would just join the Union which is already an independent republic. And without the UK backing them up, our Army is the best in the world while the "Canadian Armed Forces" only exist for show severely lacking in both manpower and equipment, so we could just invade without fear of retaliation from Britain and finally win the War of 1812.
3. "Canada" is annexed by the United States, with every province and territory becoming states of the Union
All* (or almost all) of "Canada"'s thirteen provinces and territories are Liberated by the U.S. and each become states of the Union, fully uniting both countries of Anglo North America under one Constitution and Government. Québec might finally become independent, or it might still join the Union and be forced to assimilate and Americanize like Louisiana.
Since the U.S. isn't part of the British Commonwealth, as "Canada" ceases to exist it will no longer be part of the Commonwealth. Every hint of Britishness (anything deemed un-American) is extinguished, and our northern compatriots will be fully American. That means all spelling should conform to American spelling, the U.S. customary system will be used for roads and other measurements, football should be played by American rules, everyone will celebrate Thanksgiving on the fourth Thursday of November, every place name or buildings named after royalty will be changed, all Crown corporations are privatized and universal healthcare abolished (Communist
not surprising for a "country" run by Fidel Castro's bastard son), French is abolished as a national language (since we technically have no official language and the states decide themselves which language to use in an official capacity), and most importantly START SPEAKING PROPER AMERICAN AND STOP RAISING YOUR VOWELS LIKE "OOT AND ABOOT" TRYING TO SOUND DIFFERENT FROM US!!!!!!
4. The British Empire should be revived and "Canada" should be reintegrated as a British Dominion
This is for the "Canadians" who are still nostalgic about the British Empire: "Canada" reunites with Britain again, repealing the 1982 "Canada" Act, making the UK sovereign over the land. All of the Commonwealth countries come together to re-establish the old Empire. "Canada" stops using its maple leaf flag and goes back to using the red colonial ensign and the Union Jack.
This way, they go to daddy Britain so that America won't take over them.
5. "Canada" should no longer exist as a federation, broken up into independent provinces
"Canada" will no longer exist as a cohesive federation, with every province breaking up from the federation and each becoming sovereign independent countries. Québec becomes New France, the Maritimes become New New England, the Praries become New Texas, and British Colombia becomes New Hong Kong. What remains will be Ontario as New Canada, and the territories ether become administered by Ontario or also become independent as New Nunangat.
6. Other
This can be anything else not mentioned above, including but not limited to the U.S. joining "Canada" instead, Québec expanding to all of "Canada" and forcing everyone to speak French , "Canada" becomes a Soviet state under the Chinese or Russians, "Canada" becomes an Islamic caliphate, "Canada" is given back to the natives, etc. This list is non-exaustive. Explain which specific system you want.
Tagging all active "Canadiancels" on this forum:
@Copexodius Maximus
@tehgymcel420
@subzero
@Made in Heaven
@JohnDoe
@InMyCellInHell
@BarrelStuffer
@Canuckistani
@Massimo The Lonecel
@ilieknothing
@CrackingYs
@Wizard32
@Vrthraghna
@Stonersperg
@BraincelsRefugee
@nightbane
@kaang
@Incel_Because_Short
Other potentially interested users:
@proudweeb
@based_meme
P.S. meant to post this for Victoria Day last week but I forgot.
Our brethren up north under monarchy are living under oppression under Trudeau's colonial "government". We have witnessed the truckers getting their assets seized and being labeled as terrorists without due process. "Canada" lacks freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, both fundamental rights inscribed on our Constitution. We are a great global superpower, the best country on Earth where opportunities are made and dreams come true. It's the reason why every immigrant wants to move to the U.S. because here is where the money moves. This is the only place on Earth where you have total freedom and the ability to prosper, not even in "Canada" is there any opportunity among the frozen wastelands. We are a true first world country, "Canada" status as a first world country is only because they depend on gibs from us and the rest of the world. They live off our glory and if it wasn't for that "Canada" would be a baren shithole on par with Africa.
"Canada" sits at the forgotten back corner of the world, it never contributed anything significant in history that wasn't under the British Empire. America is the true leader of both economically and politically, promoting capitalism and democracy to the world. It's like an alternate and parallel America if it hadn't won the Revolutionary War, many Americans who remained loyal to the Crown fled there. "Canada" can be described being culturally American with British ethos.
"Canada" is a fake "country" and they are Americans in denial, trying so hard to be different from us by keeping the delusion that they're still British subjects. Why would anyone want to move up there when there's a much superior country right down south? You all stay because you keep worshiping the Queen of England and you pay for your own propaganda with taxes to the CBC where they push "Canadian" content as a way to keep you in your delusions.
1. "Canada" should remain how it is today: an independent constitutional monarchy within the British Commonwealth
This is the status quo: that "Canada" should remain being a self-governing "country" while keeping the British monarchy as its head of state and its current government as part of the British Commonwealth of Nations. It still uses its Britishness as a way of distinguishing themselves from the U.S.
2. "Canada" should abolish the British monarchy and become an independent republic, whether or not it remains within the British Commonwealth
"Canada" becomes a republic but still remains an independent sovereign country separate from the U.S. It might adopt a semi-presidential system, making the "Canadian" governor general as president and sovereign head of state while keeping its current parliamentary system. Or it will become a fully presidential republic with the president elected directly by the voting public like the U.S.
It may or may not remain in the British Commonwealth of Nations. It might still want to retain its historical ties and identity with the UK or it may want to form its own identity distinct from American culture. There should also be a fully open border between "Canada" and the U.S. allowing free unrestricted movement between both countries for citizens of each country without requiring passport checks à la Schengen Area.
I still don't see how "Canada" can remain separate from the U.S. if it becomes a republic. "Canada" is too similar to the U.S. that they're basically the same nation, only that they take from us and change a few things (like Thanksgiving, their accents, and the fact that "Canada" Day is only three days before the 4th of July) and take Britishisms (using British spelling and celebrating Boxing Day), using the metric system and speaking French as a half-ass way of distinguishing themselves from us, just to piss us off and to prove how un-American they are. The only real distinction is the British monarchy as a consequence of remaining within their Empire and differing government systems. Without their Britishness, they would just be Americans and there will be no point in remaining independent as a republic they would just join the Union which is already an independent republic. And without the UK backing them up, our Army is the best in the world while the "Canadian Armed Forces" only exist for show severely lacking in both manpower and equipment, so we could just invade without fear of retaliation from Britain and finally win the War of 1812.
3. "Canada" is annexed by the United States, with every province and territory becoming states of the Union
All* (or almost all) of "Canada"'s thirteen provinces and territories are Liberated by the U.S. and each become states of the Union, fully uniting both countries of Anglo North America under one Constitution and Government. Québec might finally become independent, or it might still join the Union and be forced to assimilate and Americanize like Louisiana.
Since the U.S. isn't part of the British Commonwealth, as "Canada" ceases to exist it will no longer be part of the Commonwealth. Every hint of Britishness (anything deemed un-American) is extinguished, and our northern compatriots will be fully American. That means all spelling should conform to American spelling, the U.S. customary system will be used for roads and other measurements, football should be played by American rules, everyone will celebrate Thanksgiving on the fourth Thursday of November, every place name or buildings named after royalty will be changed, all Crown corporations are privatized and universal healthcare abolished (Communist
not surprising for a "country" run by Fidel Castro's bastard son), French is abolished as a national language (since we technically have no official language and the states decide themselves which language to use in an official capacity), and most importantly START SPEAKING PROPER AMERICAN AND STOP RAISING YOUR VOWELS LIKE "OOT AND ABOOT" TRYING TO SOUND DIFFERENT FROM US!!!!!!4. The British Empire should be revived and "Canada" should be reintegrated as a British Dominion
This is for the "Canadians" who are still nostalgic about the British Empire: "Canada" reunites with Britain again, repealing the 1982 "Canada" Act, making the UK sovereign over the land. All of the Commonwealth countries come together to re-establish the old Empire. "Canada" stops using its maple leaf flag and goes back to using the red colonial ensign and the Union Jack.
This way, they go to daddy Britain so that America won't take over them.
5. "Canada" should no longer exist as a federation, broken up into independent provinces
"Canada" will no longer exist as a cohesive federation, with every province breaking up from the federation and each becoming sovereign independent countries. Québec becomes New France, the Maritimes become New New England, the Praries become New Texas, and British Colombia becomes New Hong Kong. What remains will be Ontario as New Canada, and the territories ether become administered by Ontario or also become independent as New Nunangat.
6. Other
This can be anything else not mentioned above, including but not limited to the U.S. joining "Canada" instead, Québec expanding to all of "Canada" and forcing everyone to speak French , "Canada" becomes a Soviet state under the Chinese or Russians, "Canada" becomes an Islamic caliphate, "Canada" is given back to the natives, etc. This list is non-exaustive. Explain which specific system you want.
Tagging all active "Canadiancels" on this forum:
@Copexodius Maximus
@tehgymcel420
@subzero
@Made in Heaven
@JohnDoe
@InMyCellInHell
@BarrelStuffer
@Canuckistani
@Massimo The Lonecel
@ilieknothing
@CrackingYs
@Wizard32
@Vrthraghna
@Stonersperg
@BraincelsRefugee
@nightbane
@kaang
@Incel_Because_Short
Other potentially interested users:
@proudweeb
@based_meme
P.S. meant to post this for Victoria Day last week but I forgot.
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