Experiment What "Love Language" do you speak?

[FrothySolutions]

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Your "love language" is whatever kind of affection you prefer. If you had a significant other, what gestures should they make to keep your relationship strong and healthy? There are, according to this quiz/book, 5 kinds of affection.

1. Physical Touch
2. Words of Affirmation/Being told you're good and handsome and smart.
3. Quality Time/Just being with her.
4. Acts of Service/She does stuff for you that's a hassle, like sorting the tool bench drawers.
5. Receiving Gifts

This quiz tells you how you feel about each of the five major food groups of love. On a scale of 1 to 12. 12 being it really matters to you, 1 being it doesn't matter that much to you. I don't know how I feel about the methodology or the questions, I mean what if I want some Physical Touch that is an Act of Service? Maybe I'm the one that's fucked up, but I think a blowjob falls into both of those categories. But r/dating_advice seems to really like this quiz. So if you were to ask them for help, you would need to know your score here, probably. Here's mine.

Your Scores

11	Physical Touch
7	Words of Affirmation
6	Quality Time
4	Acts of Service
2	Receiving Gifts

 

[Emba]

Post like m16 is watching?!
Reeeeeee!

 

[Deleted member 1042]

12	Physical Touch
8	Quality Time
5	Words of Affirmation
4	Acts of Service
1	Receiving Gifts

My parent's primary love languages are gift giving and acts of service. The fucking irony.

It's also worth noting that I do not express myself through touch like the profile says. It has something to do with my attachment style.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

At the end of the day, physical touch is the only one that matters.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I searched "love language profile" on Twitter, it astonishes me how few people have Physical Touch as their highest language spoken.

 

[KingChemist]

Holy shit man why all this optimism? Most of us are not going to get any of these.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Holy shit man why all this optimism? Most of us are not going to get any of these.

I'm interested in this for science.

 

[Dionysus]

English?

 

[FrothySolutions]

English?

Romance languages - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I don't think English is one of them.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Holy shit man why all this optimism? Most of us are not going to get any of these.

 

[StaroRavager]

I’d be a mix of physical touch and quality time

English?

It’s over for gringocels

 

[Deleted member 16023]

At the end of the day, physical touch is the only one that matters.

Same here bud and gift giving a good won't spend big cash on some one they don't love.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

I searched "love language profile" on Twitter, it astonishes me how few people have Physical Touch as their highest language spoken.

i scored highest in words of affirmation.
jfl i dont even know what it's like to be complimented.

do you think foids score high in receiving gifts?

 

[GoonCel]

9	Words of Affirmation
7	Physical Touch
7	Quality Time
6	Acts of Service
1	Receiving Gifts

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Same here bud and gift giving a good won't spend big cash on some one they don't love.

True, but i can get my own gifts. For sexual intimacy, i need someone else

 

[Deleted member 16023]

True, but i can get my own gifts. For sexual intimacy, i need someone else

Here's the thing though if that girl who is not family or just an old lady the gift giving indicates she cares for you and would fuck you. It's even better than fucking because even betabuxx get to fuck but gifts are for the ones foods really want to fuck.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Here's the thing though if that girl who is not family or just an old lady the gift giving indicates she cares for you and would fuck you. It's even better than fucking because even betabuxx get to fuck but gifts are for the ones foods really want to fuck.

The sex a betabux experiences is cheap and hollow compared to the pleasure a foid emits when she makes love with someone shes attracted to, which ends up being more pleasurable for the guy. But you are right, a girl buying things for you is a good sign of sexual attraction

 

[Deleted member 16023]

The sex a betabux experiences is cheap and hollow compared to the pleasure a foid emits when she makes love with someone shes attracted to, which ends up being more pleasurable for the guy. But you are right, a girl buying things for you is a good sign of sexual attraction

Yes a very good sign of her being into you

 

[ReallyRice]

At the end of the day, physical touch is the only one that matters.

 

[Evildоer]

9	Receiving Gifts
7	Acts of Service
7	Physical Touch
4	Words of Affirmation
3	Quality Time

 

[FrothySolutions]

My prediction was that one of these Love Languages would be popular amongst incels, but even here there seems to be a lot of variety. Hypothesis debunked.