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What location is best to prank sexhavers?

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So I wanna prank sexhavers on Valentine’s Day, thing is I’m not sure where a lot of them are at. Like a livestream troll sorta like Mexican Andy or something, but funnier.

I’ve come up with 3 locations that seem best and have minimal to no security because if I get into trouble for trolling the sexhavers I don’t want to be in trouble immediately.

Location #1: college dorms, probably padlock the entrances and exit so it’s more funny when trolling the sexhavers. College people tend to leave their doors open so that they can socialize better, or some shit like that, from videos I’ve seen online. This seems probably best but thing is, they can lock their dorm rooms, so if they close their doors I’m fucked and the prank is a failure.

Location #2: coffee shop like a Starbucks or something, they’re primarily foids and gay men in there. Funny troll targets but it’s kinda risky. Most Starbucks are in urban areas where security is like right around the corner in their cars and can respond quickly if the Starbucks doesn’t like my trolling. And I obviously don’t wanna get into trouble.

Location #3: restaurants and bars. I’m not too sure about this one, the football is on Sunday the 13th so the day before Valentine’s Day, and football is pretty big here. I’m clueless on this idea but it sounds good. I really wanted to prank on the 14th because the number just sounds cooler but yeah.

Honorable location #1: malls. See I’ve thought about malls but they have probably several security spreaded out throughout the mall and due to the fact that they’re so crowded, and if the people don’t like my trolling my prank could be over very quickly and be a failure.

Honorable location #2: movie theatres. Movies theatres are great however I don’t know if there’s any movies that are out right now that would have a lot of people watching them, so I won’t have enough people to prank.

honorable location #3: high schools. I don’t think this is a good choice, too cliche, plus the security (if they have any) might give me a hard time about ID, since I don’t have any, but pulling a fire alarm like greg heffley did in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth does sound pretty funny because it makes all the kids and shit go outside into a packed crowd for several minutes. Not that I would ever do that because it’s wasting fire department personnel. But is a funny thought lmao.
 
Movie Theatres, I poured my piss into their popcorn without them looking
 
Mall only because it has the most traffic therefore resulting in the most reactions and driving up the chances of a good one.
Lots of armed security tho, but I suppose I could go to the mall sometime this week and do some looking around to see where the security hangs out at. Don’t want the prank to be a failure.
Otherwise I would say the theatre. Breaking the theaters quiet atmosphere by trolling couples would be hilarious. Be sure to pull off a mask and unveil curly orange hair if you go the theatre route too.
haha I hear that:feelshaha:
Movie Theatres, I poured my piss into their popcorn without them looking
Holy swag:what:
 
At your local adult porn magazine shop that sells fake novelty. this one had old skool porno movie closets with holes in wood dividers so gay strangers could jerk each other off. movies were those old8 films from 1970’s making noise like my pops watched. go in as a straight man and gays with HIV grabbing ur future family jewels, unbeknownst. if ya run away some would stalk you. one followed me in a yellow Volkswagen Beetle on a late rainy night. I still get goosebumps. gay sexhavers I hate like I hate jews.

We need concentration camps again. I’d leave the Roma gypsies alone tho. Jews and Gays worked to death in SS skull slave labor camps is the only solution. Hitler Messiah reborn is me. Not really, but I dream about it.

ANOTHER ROTTEN JEW DEAD — LET ALL THE BLACK TAR NEGROES FREE !!!

whoopi goldberg shrug GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
 
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Night clubs but possible suicidefuel.
 
At your local adult porn magazine shop that sells fake novelty. this one had old skool porno movie closets with holes in wood dividers so gay strangers could jerk each other off. movies were those old8 films from 1970’s making noise like my pops watched. go in as a straight man and gays with HIV grabbing ur future family jewels, unbeknownst. if ya run away some would stalk you. one followed me in a yellow Volkswagen Beetle on a late rainy night. I still get goosebumps. gay sexhavers I hate like I hate jews.

We need concentration camps again. I’d leave the Roma gypsies alone tho. Jews and Gays worked to death in SS skull slave labor camps is the only solution. Hitler Messiah reborn is me. Not really, but I dream about it.

ANOTHER ROTTEN JEW DEAD — LET ALL THE BLACK TAR NEGROES FREE !!!

whoopi goldberg shrug GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Wha..:dafuckfeels:
 
Is "prank" a euphemism for ER?
 
Mall only because it has the most traffic therefore resulting in the most reactions and driving up the chances of a good one. Otherwise I would say the theatre. Breaking the theaters quiet atmosphere by trolling couples would be hilarious. Be sure to pull off a mask and unveil curly orange hair if you go the theatre route too.
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So I wanna prank sexhavers on Valentine’s Day, thing is I’m not sure where a lot of them are at. Like a livestream troll sorta like Mexican Andy or something, but funnier.

I’ve come up with 3 locations that seem best and have minimal to no security because if I get into trouble for trolling the sexhavers I don’t want to be in trouble immediately.

Location #1: college dorms, probably padlock the entrances and exit so it’s more funny when trolling the sexhavers. College people tend to leave their doors open so that they can socialize better, or some shit like that, from videos I’ve seen online. This seems probably best but thing is, they can lock their dorm rooms, so if they close their doors I’m fucked and the prank is a failure.

Location #2: coffee shop like a Starbucks or something, they’re primarily foids and gay men in there. Funny troll targets but it’s kinda risky. Most Starbucks are in urban areas where security is like right around the corner in their cars and can respond quickly if the Starbucks doesn’t like my trolling. And I obviously don’t wanna get into trouble.

Location #3: restaurants and bars. I’m not too sure about this one, the football is on Sunday the 13th so the day before Valentine’s Day, and football is pretty big here. I’m clueless on this idea but it sounds good. I really wanted to prank on the 14th because the number just sounds cooler but yeah.

Honorable location #1: malls. See I’ve thought about malls but they have probably several security spreaded out throughout the mall and due to the fact that they’re so crowded, and if the people don’t like my trolling my prank could be over very quickly and be a failure.

Honorable location #2: movie theatres. Movies theatres are great however I don’t know if there’s any movies that are out right now that would have a lot of people watching them, so I won’t have enough people to prank.

honorable location #3: high schools. I don’t think this is a good choice, too cliche, plus the security (if they have any) might give me a hard time about ID, since I don’t have any, but pulling a fire alarm like greg heffley did in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth does sound pretty funny because it makes all the kids and shit go outside into a packed crowd for several minutes. Not that I would ever do that because it’s wasting fire department personnel. But is a funny thought lmao.
Some inspiration
 
trendy restaurant, normgroids will swarm all over them on valentine's day
 
Are you actually gonna do this or are you just larping? If you do this then you could become the next smooth sanchez since hes retired:feelsautistic:. You doing it?
 
Are you actually gonna do this or are you just larping? If you do this then you could become the next smooth sanchez since hes retired:feelsautistic:. You doing it?
Hell yes bro that’s the plan
 
Hell yes bro that’s the plan
Livestreamaxx bro, you could not only ascend that way but also would earn some money and fuck with normies. Tell me the channel and I'll sub :feelshmm:
 
Fedcels do better :feelswhat:
 
Nah nigga, all you gotta do is blast music when your driving around restaurants with diners outdoors.

in SF, LA, and NYC, its the purge going on right now.
 
Br
So I wanna prank sexhavers on Valentine’s Day, thing is I’m not sure where a lot of them are at. Like a livestream troll sorta like Mexican Andy or something, but funnier.

I’ve come up with 3 locations that seem best and have minimal to no security because if I get into trouble for trolling the sexhavers I don’t want to be in trouble immediately.

Location #1: college dorms, probably padlock the entrances and exit so it’s more funny when trolling the sexhavers. College people tend to leave their doors open so that they can socialize better, or some shit like that, from videos I’ve seen online. This seems probably best but thing is, they can lock their dorm rooms, so if they close their doors I’m fucked and the prank is a failure.

Location #2: coffee shop like a Starbucks or something, they’re primarily foids and gay men in there. Funny troll targets but it’s kinda risky. Most Starbucks are in urban areas where security is like right around the corner in their cars and can respond quickly if the Starbucks doesn’t like my trolling. And I obviously don’t wanna get into trouble.

Location #3: restaurants and bars. I’m not too sure about this one, the football is on Sunday the 13th so the day before Valentine’s Day, and football is pretty big here. I’m clueless on this idea but it sounds good. I really wanted to prank on the 14th because the number just sounds cooler but yeah.

Honorable location #1: malls. See I’ve thought about malls but they have probably several security spreaded out throughout the mall and due to the fact that they’re so crowded, and if the people don’t like my trolling my prank could be over very quickly and be a failure.

Honorable location #2: movie theatres. Movies theatres are great however I don’t know if there’s any movies that are out right now that would have a lot of people watching them, so I won’t have enough people to prank.

honorable location #3: high schools. I don’t think this is a good choice, too cliche, plus the security (if they have any) might give me a hard time about ID, since I don’t have any, but pulling a fire alarm like greg heffley did in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth does sound pretty funny because it makes all the kids and shit go outside into a packed crowd for several minutes. Not that I would ever do that because it’s wasting fire department personnel. But is a funny thought lmao.
Bro this all illegal you’re going to get in trouble again
Movie Theatres, I poured my piss into their popcorn without them looking
This is one of the funniest post I’ve ever read but I don’t believe you
 
Movie Theatres, I poured my piss into their popcorn without them looking
Holy shit. If it was a Stacy's popcorn. I would rate you for life
 
Holy shit. If it was a Stacy's popcorn. I would rate you for life
Bro dude is lying nobody pours piss into peoples popcorn. Let alone carry around piss to dump in it. He was joking
 
So I wanna prank sexhavers on Valentine’s Day, thing is I’m not sure where a lot of them are at. Like a livestream troll sorta like Mexican Andy or something, but funnier.

I’ve come up with 3 locations that seem best and have minimal to no security because if I get into trouble for trolling the sexhavers I don’t want to be in trouble immediately.

Location #1: college dorms, probably padlock the entrances and exit so it’s more funny when trolling the sexhavers. College people tend to leave their doors open so that they can socialize better, or some shit like that, from videos I’ve seen online. This seems probably best but thing is, they can lock their dorm rooms, so if they close their doors I’m fucked and the prank is a failure.

Location #2: coffee shop like a Starbucks or something, they’re primarily foids and gay men in there. Funny troll targets but it’s kinda risky. Most Starbucks are in urban areas where security is like right around the corner in their cars and can respond quickly if the Starbucks doesn’t like my trolling. And I obviously don’t wanna get into trouble.

Location #3: restaurants and bars. I’m not too sure about this one, the football is on Sunday the 13th so the day before Valentine’s Day, and football is pretty big here. I’m clueless on this idea but it sounds good. I really wanted to prank on the 14th because the number just sounds cooler but yeah.

Honorable location #1: malls. See I’ve thought about malls but they have probably several security spreaded out throughout the mall and due to the fact that they’re so crowded, and if the people don’t like my trolling my prank could be over very quickly and be a failure.

Honorable location #2: movie theatres. Movies theatres are great however I don’t know if there’s any movies that are out right now that would have a lot of people watching them, so I won’t have enough people to prank.

honorable location #3: high schools. I don’t think this is a good choice, too cliche, plus the security (if they have any) might give me a hard time about ID, since I don’t have any, but pulling a fire alarm like greg heffley did in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth does sound pretty funny because it makes all the kids and shit go outside into a packed crowd for several minutes. Not that I would ever do that because it’s wasting fire department personnel. But is a funny thought lmao.
I don't understand why they would come to your house because of this
 

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