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What life would you rather choose?

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virgin4life

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Let's say you died tomorrow and came to heaven. There you were told that you had to be born again and you could choose from two options:

A) You are born again as a tall and muscular white gigachad with a perfect sized dick. You will be the most popular kid at school. Needless to say that only the hottest Stacies will line up to be fucked by you. You can do anything you want to any girl you want. You will be a quarterback in high school. At 25 you will settle down and marry the hottest 10/10 Stacy you could possibly imagine. She will love you deeply due to your "great personality". At 26 you will inhert 500.000 Dollars from your grand uncle you barely even knew. You will buy a house with a pool and your life will be the ultimate dream...
That is until you are 30. Then you will have a terrible accident that disfigures your Chad face and you will be unable to feel or move anything from your neck down. You won't be able to move your arms or legs. You can only lay there and rot. Being an ugly freak the Stacy you have married will find that since she has to whipe your ass your "personality" has suddenly turned "very negative" and therefore she will divorce rape you and take you for all you've got. The court will give her 50% of everything so you are losing your house. You also have to pay her out monthly. Due to operations you require and the money you have to pay her you will lose the rest of your money as well.
So your situation is now: Unable to move. Broke. Lonely. You can not even play video games or masturbate. In your head will be reminders of the hottest Stacies but your dick is dead. You can't feel it anymore. You also can not rope and you will get 90 years old so you will lie there and rot for 60 years. Since you are broke you will lie in a cheap ass hospital and a fat ass feminist landwhale that hates you will wipe your ass and treat you worse than shit. There is nothing you can do about it. You are totally delivered to her hatred towards men.

B) You are born again as an incel. At school you will be bullied occasionally and have no friends but nobody will really give a shit about you. Once you leave school you will not be too successful due to your low self esteem and be a workslave at first but after a while you get promoted and now you have a mediocre job with an average payment. At least you can take a day off every now and then and spend your evenings playing video games. Having accepted your loser fate you have bought the biggest and best computer out there so your games will play at the best possible graphics...What else would you spend your money on anyway. You will have subscriptions to some of the best porn sites and be able to jerk off as much as you like. You wish you could fuck a Stacy for real and it makes you sad that it won't ever happen but at least you are able to spray your load and your balls won't itch anymore after you have done so. After a long time when you are like 35 you will get more self confident and make some friends you can hang out with and you will have some hobbies that you enjoy.

Which one would you choose?
 
Neither, both sound horrendous.
 
Do I get to take Stacy's virginity and make kids with her in the first life? If yes, of course life A is much better.
 
B

If i had to pick.
 
Do I get to take Stacy's virginity and make kids with her in the first life? If yes, of course life A is much better.

Yes you take her virginity but the incident happens before you have kids or your kids will give a shit about you and despise you since the Stacy has raised them to be shallow, cold and materialistic.
 
I would trade anything in exchange for a virgin girl and kids. Nothing else matters, really. Also, we all survived all our lives in Incel mode, maybe 60 years of it in an hospital wouldn't be that bad.
 
Option A of course.
Never again incel.
 
I would trade anything in exchange for a virgin girl and kids. Nothing else matters, really. Also, we all survived all our lives in Incel mode, maybe 60 years of it in an hospital wouldn't be that bad.

Yes but you can masturbate and play video games. In my scenario you can not even wipe your ass. You can lie there and stare at the ceiling. That's all you can do.
 
Better 30 years paradise and 60 years suffering instead of 90 years suffering.
 
If I can rope before the accident I pick A,if not then B.
 
Yes but you can masturbate and play video games. In my scenario you can not even wipe your ass. You can lie there and stare at the ceiling. That's all you can do.
I don't masturbate and college takes all my vydia time. I'm fine with 60 years of hell then.
 
Better 30 years paradise and 60 years suffering instead of 90 years suffering.
Fundamentally disagree, if I had to pick one, I'd choose the second option. You want to be stuck in a prison without even the ability to move it?

I don't think any pleasure is worth suffering, and 90 years of muted torture, are far superior to 60 years of motionless prison.
 
I think every sane man would pick A
 
If I can rope before the accident I pick A,if not then B.

You can't of course. Otherwise anyone would pick A.
Fundamentally disagree, if I had to pick one, I'd choose the second option. You want to be stuck in a prison without even the ability to move it?

I don't think any pleasure is worth suffering, and 90 years of muted torture, are far superior to 60 years of motionless prison.

I agree with you. Amazing how opinions are differing here. Didn't expect that tbh.
 
I considered B until I realized it wouldn't be 60 years of torture because I'd be on opiates the entire time. So A is better by far.
 
In the same time? Unimaginable. I'll pick up A, and end it before i turn 30.

No consecutively! Why would you end your life when everything is the ultimate dream and you don't know what's coming up?
 
ABSOLUTELY B. no way in hell am i gonna live like a vegetable for 60 years
 
A, just buy a gun beforehand ( since you sayed you get reborn i assume you keep your memories and know what the pact is ) , just buy a gun if you got the heritage and kill yourself the day before you turn 30 ( do it infront of your gfs eyes so she has something mentally to work on i guess )
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That's a how, not a why
Why? Because i have everything in life and i'm too happy to give a fuck how many drugs do i take, so it would be death overdose one day.
 
Why? Because i have everything in life and i'm too happy to give a fuck how many drugs do i take, so it would be death overdose one day.

Yeah but in our scenario you are rotting alive for 60 years. You can't just change that.
 
Life B sounds like the life that a lot of incels already have, it definitely looks like the life I will have after uni and I can attest that this life sucks. So I'd go with option A and then rope after I suffer the accident.
 
Life B sounds like the life that a lot of incels already have, it definitely looks like the life I will have after uni and I can attest that this life sucks. So I'd go with option A and then rope after I suffer the accident.

You can not rope. This is part of the scenario. You are unable to move and nobody is there to kill you.
 
You can not rope. This is part of the scenario. You are unable to move and nobody is there to kill you.
Fine then I'll enjoy the memories of my past Chad life.
30 years as a Chad is still way better then a lifetime as a wageslaving incel
 
At least I get to pass on my genes in option A
 
Fundamentally disagree, if I had to pick one, I'd choose the second option. You want to be stuck in a prison without even the ability to move it?

I don't think any pleasure is worth suffering, and 90 years of muted torture, are far superior to 60 years of motionless prison.

I'd still pick option A.
My good memories could confort me.
 

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