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What kinds of -cel are you?

KingOfRome

KingOfRome

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For me:

  1. Baldcel
  2. Heightcel
  3. Facecel
  4. Wristcel
  5. Locationcel
  6. Mentalcel
 
You forgot a few (dickcel, framecel..)
 
fagcel
standardcel
mentalcel
agecel
framecel
heightcel
dickcel (dickpill is just meme (my dick 11cm))
locationcel
voicecel
smilecel
 
You forgot a few (dickcel, framecel..)
I just listed things that apply to me personally. There's already a comprehensive list of -cel types on the wiki
 
mentalcel
manletcel
facecel
dickcel
 
1. Nosecel
2. Jawcel
3. Asymmetricalcel
4. Framecel
5. Socialcel
6. Myopiccel
7. NTcel
 
>facecel
>sub4cel
>autistcel
>agecel (over the age of 25 = over)
>glassescel
>dickcel
>wristcel
 
Heightcel
Blackcel
Facecel
Framecel
 
1. Jawcel
2. Baldcel
3. Healthcel
4. Mentalcel
5. Agecel
6. Neetcel
7. Framecel
 
Redcel, palecel, facecel, heightcel, autistcel, friendlesscel
 
I'm an incelcel tbh.
 
1. Deformed body -cel
2. Face -cel
3. Physically ill -cel
4. Mentally ill -cel
5. Acne -cel
 
Spergcel (Diagnoses Aspergers)
Manletcel (Not an extreme manlet, just slightly below average. Still a death sentence these days)
Averagefacecel (Self-Explanatory)
skincel (My stupid mutt mother gave me an ugly looking arab-white skintone)
 
Fatcel
Socialretardcel
Depressedcel
Anxietycel
Baldcel(Since 14)
Giantforeheadcel
Neetcel
Ethnicel
 
Bald (requires hair removal and hair transplant to maximize currently poor aesthetics)
Under 6ft tall (cannot be fixed with out current level of science and technology)
Enopthalmos
Eye Asymmetry caused by enopthalmos
Recessed chin
No jawline
Asymmetrical brow ridge
Mesocephaly
Semitic Nose
No cheekbones
Sandcel gypsy appearance (cannot be fixed with surgery)
One earlobe slightly longer than the other (can be fixed without surgery)
Penis less than 8inches (can be fixed without surgery)
Wristcel (cannot be fixed with surgery)
Extreme body hair
Size 8 super wide shoe (cannot be fixed with surgery)
Baldcel(Since 14)
Holy fuck! I thought I started Norwood the youngest on this forum (at 16)...
 
ethnic
height
face
norwood
location
mental
 
Facecel
Wristcel
Locationcel
Mentalcel
 
All except one.
 
I started at about 15

Teen balding is a truecel trait
My friend was balding at 13 but he thinks incels are bullshit and it's his "personality"... He joined here but never posted... Now he's 28, bald, looks like a fat Turkish prison rapist, and has the voice of a twelve year old Fortnite player... It's over for him, he even lied about escortceling just so we wouldn't think he was a virgin...
 
Facecel very very hard, if not facecel, then you're fakecel
and locationcel tbh
 
balding
short
ugly face, uneven eyes and eyebrows make my entire face look off-center, short, fat nose, recessed chin, no jawline,
framecel
skinnyfat
 
Heightcel (basically a requirement for truecels)
Facecel (I look like the ugliest dwarf in The Hobbit movies)
Framecel (hands like a 9 year old girls)
Dickcel (JFL at being white)
Geekcel (high inhib)
 
mentalcel (Sever war PTSD)
manletcel (5'6)
facecel (The Jew from the caricatures? Nice to meet you, it's me).
 
Mentalcel
Wristcel
Isolationcel
Baldingcel
Facecel
Locationcel
Wagiecel
 
Agecel
Mentalcel
Neetcel
Fatcel
Mixedcel
Locationcel
 
Wrist
Frame
Location
Bald
Brown eye hair
Skull
 
Manlet, dicklet, chinlet, NEET, autism, cope, fat, list could go on.
Just add cel to the end of all of those, and you good
 
Freecel

Hqdefault
 
Mentalcel
Heightcel
Locationcel
Whitecel
Licensecel
 
Size 8 super wide shoe (cannot be fixed with surgery)
Fucking lol at this, sorry brocel.

I am:

Birdcel
Skullcel
Asymmetrycel
NCTcel
Balding/thinhaircel
Teethcel
Ribcagecel
Hunchbackcel

mainly.
 
You forgot Driver license cel
 
Ugly goblin asymmetrical 1/10 facecel
Balding NW2 scalecel
Manlet 5'6 cel
Wristcel
Hunchback and nerdneck Framecel
Overweightcel
Acne at 30cel
Oldcel
KHHV Truecel

Its Hiroshima and Nagasaki over frens.
 
I'm the worst kind of -cel, a shitskincel.
 
Chincel
Facecel
Framecel
Wristcel
Manletcel
Ethnicel
Licensecel
Mentalcel
 

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