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What kind of boyfriend would you be

tetanus

tetanus

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serious question but if you guys ever got a gf what kind of boyfriend would you be

do you guys think you could actually connect with a girl or are you too far mentally to really give a shit?

Asking cuz I dont think I could do it (if I ever got a girlfriend) so even if I did ascend it would kinda just be the same situation
 
Due to my experiences so far i probably wouldnt be the best partner unless she lives a similar life to me
 
I'll be a true gentleman
 
i would probably fuck it up in the first month
 
serious question but if you guys ever got a gf what kind of boyfriend would you be

do you guys think you could actually connect with a girl or are you too far mentally to really give a shit?

Asking cuz I dont think I could do it (if I ever got a girlfriend) so even if I did ascend it would kinda just be the same situation
I am a decent person, but women don't want decent. Personality does not matter in Relationships.
 
I would be a shit loser bf, i don't have the necessary experience to be a good one
 
I would neglect her as much as foids neglected me
 
doesnt really matter what kind of bf you are when you have the looks, when youre an oofy doofy youre always walking on thin ice and she'll eventually stop being attracted to you (if she ever was)
 
I would try my best if the girl is worth it, but that is never going to happen.
 
I'm probably way to retarded to even have one, even if I looked like chad.
 
I would do my best not to lose her

But I would probably lose her pretty quickly because I have zero experience with women and I wouldn't know what to say since I also lack social skills

But that will never happen anyway because foids see me as a nobody and ignore my existence
 
I'd be an abusive piece of shit and get away with it because of my chad looks if i got a gf in the first place since thats what women are into
 
I'd be an abusive piece of shit and get away with it because of my chad looks if i got a gf in the first place since thats what women are into
nah this assumes you have your current looks and are with a girl you find attractive
 
If she is nice i'll be nice but if she is a whore i'll treat her like one
 
The autistic BF
 
She'd be unique indeed to accept a relationship with me. Assuming she's attractive enough that I could get an erection in nearly-optimal conditions (first assumed criterion) and that her personality is suited for an ok-ish or better life-long relationship (second criterion) I would probably simp out so fucking hard even if I tried to stop myself.
 
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The kind of bf who keeps her in line
 
Toxic bastard who would emotionally (and probably physically) abuse her because of my overwhelming jealousy but then cry when she leaves me for a neurotypical dude.
 
I'd want to be someone my gf can go to for advice and wisdom.
 
I'd try to be as good as I can though my main want from a potential girlfriend would be for her to not want me to change (much). Honestly if the foid is bitchy and she nags the relationship is ending quick or she is.
 
I am honestly not sure. I would try and be fair and supportive, but at the same time, I would probably be upfront that there will probably be a learning curve involved as I have been living by myself for so long that it would take me awhile to learn how to do hobbies or share interests with somebody else.
 
I am a bad person so you can guess :feelshmm:
 
Loving but serious. I would rarely show any vulnerable emotion.
 
I am honestly not sure. I would try and be fair and supportive, but at the same time, I would probably be upfront that there will probably be a learning curve involved as I have been living by myself for so long that it would take me awhile to learn how to do hobbies or share interests with somebody else.
This
 
I'm a loser in life, no point denying it. I wouldn't be a great boyfriend for certain. We could coexist and synergise with each other but that wouldn't be the most exciting experience ever for both of us.
 
the abusive kind that manipulates and cheats on her
 
Never emotionally invested, cause she will always leave her options open, simps in her inbox and hundreds of men on social media.
She will always leave anyways, and rotate new men from her roster.

But why even bother anyways, I dont even think of these topics anymore (most of the time).

I've been alone for so long, I can't even imagine myself in a relationship to be honest, I normalized being single, and I think it will be very hard adjusting my current routine. Tells a lot about the state of society, when you normalize being alone.
 

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