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Experiment What is your "political typology" according to Pew Research Center? (anonymous poll)

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  • Faith and Flag Conservatives

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Committed Conservatives

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Populist Right

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Ambivalent Right

    Votes: 11 30.6%
  • Stressed Sideliners

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • Outsider Left

    Votes: 4 11.1%
  • Democratic Mainstays

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Establishment Liberals

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Progressive Left

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Total voters
    36
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Every few years, Pew Research creates new typology categories that split burgerpeople into anywhere between 7 to 10 groups. The latest iteration of this was updated earlier this month.

I took it and didn't expect to be placed in the category I was, a sign of how polarized political culture is these days. will explain later
 
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Shit test, it just makes one question about government size and its very americanized.

It should have asked how we think about the government spending money to develop the nation's industry or preventing business from going bankrupt.

But anyways, I got commited conservative
 
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Independent/stressed sideliners
 
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Stressed sideliner whatever the fuck that is.
 
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Shit test, it just makes one question about government size and its very americanized.

It should have asked how we think about the government spending money to develop the nation's industry or preventing business from going bankrupt.

But anyways, I got commited conservative
It's Pew so it's burger
 
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Too US centric. They gave me ambivalent right
 
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I am on the side that is not being endorsed by jews, so neither.
 
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Oi. U did not take the test yourself u libby:feelswhat:
 
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Oi. U did not take the test yourself u libby:feelswhat:
I did

I just don't want to influence the discussion
 
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This survey is very odd. It put me in the "committed conservatives" category, despite the fact that half of my answers were diametrically opposed.

Seems like it's very much promoting a "with us or against us" philosophy. I'm willing to bet that if I reversed one or maybe two answers it would put me on the other end.
 
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Ambivalent Right, apparently.

This quiz is extremely inaccurate though, as it claims that I am "fiscally conservative" even though I support free healthcare and all of that. In fact, I consider myself socially conservative but a staunch socialist when it comes to financial matters.

As for what political party I actually identify with, I don't know because neither side appeals to me. There are good points from both sides, and neither is 100% right or wrong. When it comes to left-wing policies, I support universal healthcare, (as I've said before) believe that we should try to end homelessness, believe that we should increase the minimum wage and support the rights of workers, etc. As for right-wing, I am against equality of outcome is wrong family values and I am against pride parades, whoredom, and other forms of degeneracy. As I've also said, I am almost entirely right-wing when it comes to social views.

So yeah, pretty interesting.
 
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Ambivalent Right

On issues ranging from the size of the federal government to views about business, gender and race, Ambivalent Right hold many views that are largely consistent with core conservative values. Yet they also hold more moderate stances on several social issues like abortion and same-sex marriage, and they differ from some other segments of the GOP coalition in their more internationalist view of foreign policy and less restrictive stance on immigration.
Ambivalent Right are distinct from other Republican-oriented groups in their views of Donald Trump. While large majorities of each of the other Republican-oriented groups say they feel warmly toward Trump, Ambivalent Right are much less likely to say this.

Seems pretty accurate.
 
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Ambivalent Right, Though I think that was because I said I dislike the GOP and the US.

It's a ok test if you're only going off American politics but if you want to see your actual political orientation it's absolutely horrible.
 
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Pixycel said:
Ambivalent Right, Though I think that was because I said I dislike the GOP and the US.

It's a ok test if you're only going off American politics but if you want to see your actual political orientation it's absolutely horrible.
I liked it because it didn't go off the traditional political compass
 
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PPEcel said:
I liked it because it didn't go off the traditional political compass
Understandable
 
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PPEcel said:
I'm ambivalent right btw
:feelssus:
I think this test maybe even more heavy flawed then I originally thought then.
 
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Pixycel said:
:feelssus:
I think this test maybe even more heavy flawed then I originally thought then.
How lol
 
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Fuck leftists and women are property. That type.
 
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Fuck leftists and women are property. That type.
Hippity hoppity

women are property

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PPEcel said:
If a pro globalist champagne socialist and a nationalist end up with the same outcome then the "political test" is deeply flawed.
That is assuming you're not pulling my leg
 
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Pixycel said:
If a pro globalist champagne socialist and a nationalist end up with the same outcome then the "political test" is deeply flawed.
That is assuming you're not pulling my leg
Maybe because we're not as extreme we think the other are :feelskek:
 
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PPEcel said:
Maybe because we're not as extreme we think the other are :feelskek:
perhaps:feelssus:
 
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Pixycel said:
what were your answers JFL

i thought you'd be the far-right option
 
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what were your answers JFL

i thought you'd be the far-right option
bigger government that moderately expands social programs, America is too open and should limit immigration, experts where better at making decisions, Global trade has hurt America because of workers losing their jobs, etc.

Like I said the main thing I think that shot me down is that I hated both the democrats and the GOP. That and I'm more socialist and anti corporation in my believes then most conservacucks. This test seems to be more geared towards seeing if you agree or not with modern amerimutt political parties' dogmas rather then a general test of your core political believes.

If this test asked more general questions like "do you think curtain races or cultures are superior to others?" or "What do you think about feminism and the liberation of women?" rather then "do you like X party yes or no?" I'd probably be further right. The first half of the test was good but when it started asking about the parties it started to go downhill.
 
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Stressed Sideliners​

 
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Stressed sideliner. I don't care about politics at all.
 
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PPEcel said:

Every few years, Pew Research creates new typology categories that split burgerpeople into anywhere between 7 to 10 groups. The latest iteration of this was updated earlier this month.

I took it and didn't expect to be placed in the category I was, a sign of how polarized political culture is these days. will explain later
stressed sideliner. pretty accurate
 
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saw the poll, knew I was going to be stressed sideliner, and got that result. as others have said, it is american-centric and overfocused on the left-right dichotomy. I am an integralist and distributist that finds little in common with both the american left and right
 
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Stressed Sideliner, it was burger centric. Might have been different if it was my own country
 
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Stressed Sideliner, it was burger centric. Might have been different if it was my own country
the entire point of the typology is to be burger centric i think
 
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It gave me “ committed conservative”
 
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