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What is your perfect, go-to girl?

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What do you look for. Describe your perfect female. How it would treat you, how it would address you, what it would look and act like.
 
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One must know that an IDEAL femoid doesn't exist in our reality.
 
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Cannon Fodder said:
One must know that an IDEAL femoid doesn't exist in our reality
In the hypothetical sense, if they did exist.
 
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My perfect, go-to girl:
-Is younger than 22
-Is a virgin
-Has an intact hymen
-Never dated anyone
-Goes to Church every Sunday
-Is above 5'6, but bellow 5'11
-Pink asshole
-Is fit
-Uses Arch
-Is traditional
-Is middle class
-Is not a leech
-Is not Jewish
-Is not Asian
-Is not black
-Is not aboriginal
-Is not indigenous
-uses android
 
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What's the point of having a perfect female, it's not like she would even be with us.
 
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A woman like this.
She'd be faithful and traditional.
We'd have 10+ children.
She'd stay in shape a be the perfect housewife.
 
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Christian virgin
 
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I'm a cryonicist, so I'm holding out for the hot, godless Future Women I've read about in science fiction novels. [attachment=51]
 

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This thread is funny
 
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I'd rather not fantasize over something I will never have
 
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bloodFetish said:
What do you look for. Describe your perfect female. How it would treat you, how it would address you, what it would look and act like.

Attractive, smart, loyal, preferably white. (Im asian but im just not into asian women. Too greedy.) Has hobbies like art, reading, video games. Beyond that.. psh, i dont give a fuck
 
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Aspie, dark brown eyes/black hair, white, thin, significantly shorter than me, socially inept, scared of people, completely dependent on me.

Face would be something like this https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51S%2B9LNWeqL._SY355_.jpg
 
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A submissive pure virgin that is preferably younger than 20 and at peak attractiveness. IDC what it looks like as long these factors are true.
 
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I thought we were all about the fuck females
 
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Between 21-35. White or Asian. I prefer dark hair, not so into blondes. Average like me. Introvert. Boring. Not a feminist. Some degree of aspergers would be ok. Frankly i'd be happy if she wasn't a lying backstabbing whore who was going to divorce me like a lot of women.


Alex_Bones said:
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A woman like this.
She'd be faithful and traditional.
We'd have 10+ children.
She'd stay in shape a be the perfect housewife.

Not to into blondes but she is really sexy. If you'll excuse me gentleman. I'll be in my bunk.
 
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One that is attracted to me
not fat
long hair
 
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NormieHolocaustNow said:
A Dead one

Look for this guy's new rap single "ain' no pussy like cold pussy"
 
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Femoid must be a pure virgin (even anally)
Femoid should have never masturbated
Femoid must have no knowledge of sex or any kind of pleasures related to it
Femoid should have never had a partner before me
Femoid must not be obese
Femoid must love me unconditionally to a point where she would would die for me
Femoid must refer to herself as "cum slut"
Femoid must never cheat
Femoid must be extremely loyal, faithful, and trustworthy
Femoid must have no male friends/contact except me
Femoid must be obedient and honour all my requests
Femoid must not question my authority
Femoid must know that I am her temple and will do nothing to incinerate it
Femoid must stay with me forever until death do us apart
Femoid must commit sati if I was to die in an uncertain death before my time
 
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I want a broken girl
 
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Kind, loyal, similar interests, romantic, a kissless virgin like me.

Too bad such a girl doesn't exist.
 
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* 5'7" tall with a lolita build
* Intact hymen
* Cute face
* Watches anime and plays vidya while sitting on my lap (erection)
* Never had, or will have contact with men other than me
* Willing to do FFM threesomes with me, and will actively find chicks for us to fuck
* Enthusiastically submits to any sexual demands I make
* Squirts female ejaculate like a firehose
* Extremely devoted, loyal and self sacrificing and does all the domestic slave chores like cooking and cleaning
* Raises all our children with a minimum of input from me and never gets fat no matter how many times impregnated
* Cute innie pussy that smells/tastes of berries and cream, that has never been devastated by Chad or Tyrone
* Willing to raise our female descendants to be free sex faeries who will rescue the men of incels from their subhumanity
 
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Any girl I can tolerate kissing and gets me hard is pefect to me.
 
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Anonymous said:
My perfect, go-to girl:
-Is younger than 22
-Is a virgin
-Has an intact hymen
-Never dated anyone
-Goes to Church every Sunday
-Is above 5'6, but bellow 5'11
-Pink asshole
-Is fit
-Uses Arch
-Is traditional
-Is middle class
-Is not a leech
-Is not Jewish
-Is not Asian
-Is not black
-Is not aboriginal
-Is not indigenous
-uses android

ew, seriously? church?
 

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