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It's Over What is your go-to excuse for when you get asked why you’re still single?

Which one?

  • “I recently broke up/got a divorce.”

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I usually just tell my normie relatives that I’m just trying to focus on my career and make money since I’m still relatively young. But soon enough that excuse won’t work. :feelsugh:
 
I want to die
 
Haven't thought of one
 
"Girls are too expensive" - because they legit are.
Outside my family I never get asked if I am single lol - literally NEVER in my entire life was I asked about my relationship status.

Only time i can somewhat recall is in 8th or 9th grade when tons of dudes started dating other girls and made fun of me for being - obviously - single (but I wasnt asked, they simply assumed/knew).
 
I kinda blend all of those together to make it believable. "Oh you know, my last relationships were rough so I'm kinda still recovering and focusing on my job, haven't really met the right girl yet I guess"
 
People don't ask me that lol. Even on community service with the drug dealers and thieves and car jackers I never got asked about it only once a guy half joked about it and I just didn't respond to him so he never said any more about it. They all talked about their own girlfriends a lot though. People just tell by looking at me that I am a retard lol. That's why I don't take pictures of myself and never did the social media stuff because whe I see a picture of myself I see what everyone else is seeing, and I like to think of myself as a normal person, but the truth is that I am a retarded autistic demented guy and in Victorian times I would be living in an asylum.
 
I usually just tell my normie relatives that I’m just trying to focus on my career and make money since I’m still relatively young. But soon enough that excuse won’t work. :feelsugh:
People don't ask me at all. It's obvious enough apparently
 
i just tell them that i haven’t found a girl that caught my eye, jfl at the thought of me having options. My family is under the impression that i’m a slayer and that i choose not to date, except for my mother, seems that she has caught up to the fact that im a loser.
 
"I hate women."
 

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