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Experiment What is your facial hair like?

Who here has patchy facial hair

  • patchy facial hair

  • can grow full beard

  • can grow barely any facial hair


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Rice Cel

Rice Cel

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Patchy, full, or barely any/none? I've got patchy. It's ovER
 
I grow a beard to hide my subhuman jaw. It's not amazing, but its better than patchy.
 
I can't really grow anything. I get the most hair in thin strips from my side burns , nothing on my checks or the front part of my weak chin, a little bit of a mustache and some under my jaw in the neck.
 
I can grow Gandy facial hair and hair all over my neck but basically none on my jaw and cheeks like a terrorist or something
 
I have patchy facial hair, that's why I shave it, now I only need to get to a lower bodyfat (I have ben skinny-fat for years) and my looksmaxxing will be nearly finished
 
Well, full beard, but more of an asian shape, since hairs have more space between themselves, i just have much less hair follicles on my face, than some guys seem to have.
Also hair on cheek/sideburn is very soft for some reason, even softer than my scalp hair. It's not a peach fuzz, they are dark in color and grow pretty long, but very soft still.
 
full numale soy beard, if i would have glasses
 
full numale soy beard, if i would have glasses
I was always curious, how is it they have beards, while having soy instead of testosterone in their bloodstream? They're not worth to have such symbol of man's might and eternal patriarchy.
 
It's full and comes in pretty thick, but it's curly so it makes me look like a Jew or a terrorist.
 
full numale soy beard, if i would have glasses
:feelsgah::feelsahh::feelsohh::Dget thick glasses and do the smile and nab yourself a strong independent blue haired femoid
 
I can grow hair everywhere except my face, and If I do it's some creepy pedostache
 
Out of those I'd say I can grow a full beard (when I had one years ago I got some compliments for it too) but I wish it was thicker and grew faster. Right now my facial hair is kind of a mess.
So there's a million and one products for mens hair/balding, but is there anything for getting a nicer beard?
 
:feelsgah::feelsahh::feelsohh::Dget thick glasses and do the smile and nab yourself a strong independent blue haired femoid
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Out of those I'd say I can grow a full beard (when I had one years ago I got some compliments for it too) but I wish it was thicker and grew faster. Right now my facial hair is kind of a mess.
So there's a million and one products for mens hair/balding, but is there anything for getting a nicer beard?
longer time of growing and trips to the barber shop
 
My beard grows in mostly full, but it looks like pubes. I keep anyway it because it hides my shit jawline and also I'm lazy.
 
I was always curious, how is it they have beards, while having soy instead of testosterone in their bloodstream? They're not worth to have such symbol of man's might and eternal patriarchy.
no idea either. also surprises me those buzzfeed cucks go bald, when they have testosterone and look like prepubescent boys
 
My subhuman genetics mean I cant grow shit, I practically just get sideburns.
 
patchy as fuck, but it's slowly getting better. for some reason i seem to still be in the middle stages of puberty despite being 19
:feelsbadman::feelscry::feelsrope:
 
Patchy for now, but it's improving. I have fairly good growth on my chin, mustache, masseter regions; it just needs to fill out in the sideburns and cheeks. It's also blond, which puts me at a disadvantage concerning visibility.

Some encouragement for facialhaircels: it's been my experience that there is a strong correlation between age/density of beard growth and balding. I'm no endocrinologist, but it makes intuitive sense if you consider the relationship as mediated by hair follicle androgen receptors. Look forward to a future with a clean face and a full head of hair.

I was always curious, how is it they have beards, while having soy instead of testosterone in their bloodstream? They're not worth to have such symbol of man's might and eternal patriarchy.

Sort of why the high T memes are misleading. Testosterone metabolism and signaling is considerably more complex than "high blood testosterone = Chad". You typically see mosaics of masculine/feminine traits in individuals, e.g. soft, weak mathematically gifted autists with rumbling, resonant voices; weightlifting lumberjacks with lisps and histrionic tendencies; gangly, frail wiggers with recessed chins and an implacable libido, etc.
 
Full goatee, patchy sides. Looks good at 3 days - 2 weeks, but not beyond that.
 
If you can grow a full beard and you’re here you’re a mentalcel/ must be fat
 
i could grow a beard if i wanted to but i dont look good with one
 
if I grow it out for 2 weeks i look like a 12 year old mexican boy with cocaine stashed up his butthole
 
I can grow a huge beard I am currently doing it again to hide my insecurities of my face it covers a few so I guess that’s something
 
irregular, I do not grow beard :feelsbadman::feelscry:
 
Full beard on goatee but the sideburns are patchy, look like pubes.
 
More facial hair than head hair :feelsrope:
 

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