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What is your dream job?

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I would love to learn Japanese and become a manga translator
 
I don't have one, i'm lazy af I don't wanna work.
 
I don't dream of labor.
If I had to choose I guess a gamedev.
 
I don't dream of labor.
If I had to choose I guess a gamedev.
Manga artist would be sweet, living in Japan, work from home, catch a train, bumps into cute japanese girl, date, marry, grow old, live a fulfilled life:feelsbadman:
 
Just something chilled that pays enough to escortcel regularly and so I can buy old cars to fix them. That's a hobby I want to get into but I lack skills, tools, a place for that and money. In my dream job it wouldn't be that bad if I even fell asleep there and won't be fired if I didn't come everyday due to my problems falling asleep when I have responsibilities for the next day. Taking only asbestos samples would be a satisfying job for my aspergers.
 
Just something chilled that pays enough to escortcel regularly and so I can buy old cars to fix them. That's a hobby I want to get into but I lack skills, tools, a place for that and money. In my dream job it wouldn't be that bad if I even fell asleep there and won't be fired if I didn't come everyday due to my problems falling asleep when I have responsibilities for the next day. Taking only asbestos samples would be a satisfying job for my aspergers.
Same
 
A well paying job where i dont have to interact with humans
 
CEO of sexism
 
That would be a good hobby. Modern cars are very ugly, unreliable, hard to fix and bad for the environment. Mining a huge stack of different metals only so normies could have their stupid infontainment systems, does irreversible damage for the nature. I want to keep the good cars that aren't produced anymore on the road instead of them ending up in scrapyard. I currently drive a 30 year old Toyota. If I had money enough for everything I need to start the hobby, I'd probably buy a cheap BMW e30 or e34 as a project.
 
I would love to learn Japanese and become a manga translator
I would love to work alone at night as a security guard somewhere with no one to bother me
 
They dont hire incels anywhere
 
therapist*
:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
Manga artist would be sweet, living in Japan, work from home, catch a train, bumps into cute japanese girl, date, marry, grow old, live a fulfilled life:feelsbadman:
Sounds nice, except I think Japan has some of the worst work-laws in the world: I've heard that working crazy long-shifts is very common there, and that work-life balance is pretty poor which is partly the reason the birthrate is so fucked.

I would love to see some of the old Samurai castles there, taste authentic food, hike up some of the mountains, and ride the trains which I hear are very advanced.
 
Some work from home job, that pays good, would be life fuel.
 
Entrepreuner/Owner and CEO of a successful Business
I think that this is the mentality which most men would have for a dream job: Think as to how all those reels on normiegram, tik-tok, etc. all portray that "sigma" male as some kind of business owner/entrepreneur of some kind.

And it makes sense considering the state of the world; most men nowadays only have an actual chance through being a betabuxx.
Politician would work too but I feel like I am way too introverted for that
Yeah that's been sort of a dream-job/fantasy of mine: I imagine myself as some kind of charismatic leader taking charge & fixing what I see wrong in this world.
 
An idea that come to me one night, was having my own weed-store & producing my own strains, but I would give them cool names based around esoteric fascist/natsoc stuff, European mythology, etc.
 
I think that this is the mentality which most men would have for a dream job: Think as to how all those reels on normiegram, tik-tok, etc. all portray that "sigma" male as some kind of business owner/entrepreneur of some kind.

And it makes sense considering the state of the world; most men nowadays only have an actual chance through being a betabuxx.
Honestly the money or women aren't even the things I want from the job. I want to do it because I feel I would be good at it. Managing people making sure our employees are giving their 100 percent, making sure our manufacturing process continues cost efficiently and smoothly, analysing and making proper investments, seeing your business outcompete others. It's that competition where I can thrive. I feel damn good too being better at things than others. The power you have over others is certainly a trip.

I guess the social security a CEO's salary would provide would be good too.
Yeah that's been sort of a dream-job/fantasy of mine: I imagine myself as some kind of charismatic leader taking charge & fixing what I see wrong in this world.
Being a politician is similar too. Instead of competing for sales, you compete for votes. There is very few difference between Corporate Advertising and an Election Campaign. I could work as some sort of a silent workhorse strategist for a Political Party I guess(similar to what Goebbels was for Hitler).
 
Rich chad leechmaxxing off of rich family
 
Instead of competing for sales, you compete for votes
This is 1940s way of thinking. Only thing politicians compete for these days is shekels and how many Jew dicks you can suck.
 
Pornstar who works weekends as a brewmaster/ ice cream factory owner.
 
This is 1940s way of thinking. Only thing politicians compete for these days is shekels and how many Jew dicks you can suck.
And in order for Jews to let you suck their dick you need to demonstrate you can bring in votes(and win elections then push the policies Jews want)
 
Honestly the money or women aren't even the things I want from the job. I want to do it because I feel I would be good at it. Managing people making sure our employees are giving their 100 percent, making sure our manufacturing process continues cost efficiently and smoothly, analysing and making proper investments, seeing your business outcompete others. It's that competition where I can thrive. I feel damn good too being better at things than others. The power you have over others is certainly a trip.

I guess the social security a CEO's salary would provide would be good too.
Makes sense also: I think many of us just want to have the satisfaction of not only being "good" at something, but also profiting from it & improving our lives from it. It checks out, since this fulfills our literal purpose as a human male, which is to do something we can thrive at in order to survive.
Being a politician is similar too. Instead of competing for sales, you compete for votes. There is very few difference between Corporate Advertising and an Election Campaign. I could work as some sort of a silent workhorse strategist for a Political Party I guess(similar to what Goebbels was for Hitler).
This is true in a way, though basically all elections are rigged in some way.

I personally would prefer to be some kind of leader more akin to that of Hitler & Mussolini, whom is charismatic & also has the mind to lead.
 
And in order for Jews to let you suck their dick you need to demonstrate you can bring in votes(and win elections then push the policies Jews want)
Jews don't really need to win elections like this. They instead:

- Brainwash kids from toddlers into a woke ideology. With high IQ kids, autists, and kids with good parents this won't work. Nonetheless, it gives them a small authentic support base.
- Flood the social media websites (that you control) with bots who post woke messaging, generating the appearance that most people are woke
- Use that same social media to suppress real voices that are against your ideology, e.g., a person who posts "Trump isn't that bad" will instantly get 1000s of comments and downvotes, giving anyone who reads the post the perception that their views are unpopular (even if most of those accounts are bots and most discerning voices got banned).
- If anyone gets really good at spreading the truth, you can de-platform them or take real world action, e.g., the viral news stories about Russel Brand, Julian Assange, etc.
- Tune tools of information like Google Search or AI to filter out discerning voices. Try to use "Google News" to find a single pro-Russia article in 2022, or anti-vaxxine article in 2020. It was impossible.

There's lots of other techniques in the Jew's play book. They are basically untouchable at this point in the US. I think it's why they chose Biden for 2020 president. It's a show of strength: "we could get a literal dementia patient from a care home and make it president, you can't stop us, give up".
 
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Jews don't really need to win elections like this. They instead:

- Brainwash kids from toddlers into a woke ideology. With high IQ kids, autists, and kids with good parents this won't work. Nonetheless, it gives them a small authentic support base.
- Flood the social media websites (that you control) with bots who post woke messaging, generating the appearance that most people are woke
- Use that same social media to suppress real voices that are against your ideology, e.g., a person who posts "Trump isn't that bad" will instantly get 1000s of comments and downvotes, giving anyone who reads the post the perception that their views are unpopular (even if most of those accounts are bots and most discerning voices got banned).
- If anyone gets really good at spreading the truth, you can de-platform them or take real world action, e.g., the viral news stories about Russel Brand, Julian Assange, etc.

There's lots of other techniques in the Jew's play book. They are basically untouchable at this point in the US. I think it's why they chose Biden for 2020 president. It's a show of strength: "we could get a literal dementia patient from a care home and make it president, you can't stop us, give up".
If what you say about woke bots is true that explains a lot actually. I once browsed r/Whitepeopletwitter and was amazed just how comically NPC people could get. Looking back at it now most of those niggers were bots.
 
If what you say about woke bots is true that explains a lot actually. I once browsed r/Whitepeopletwitter and was amazed just how comically NPC people could get. Looking back at it now most of those niggers were bots.
Yeah generative AI was used by big tech long before ChatGPT. When Musk took over Twitter he said 80% of Twitter posts are from bots according to their internal tools. It still exists although more neutered now. "NAFO" is an example of a bot farm on Twitter. If you made an anti-Jewkraine post on Twitter in 2022 you would instantly get 1000s of very similar profiles posting stupid Jewkraine memes. Some of these posts were completely identical.
 
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Experimental psychologist working in programs like mk ultra
 
Professional basketball player
MMA Fighter/Top Boxer
Investments Banker/Securities Trader for big companies and rich clients
 
Professional niggerbasher
 
I would love to learn Japanese and become a manga translator
i speak japanese, not that hard to learn lol

go ahead and give it a shot
 

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