What is the quickest, painless way to commit suicide?

[0764]

Thinking of just blowing my brains out but I know with my subhuman aim I’ll most likely just miss and live the rest of my life braindead in a hospital.
Or medicine but then again if I live I’ll be braindead in a hospital til I’m 90.


And I’m not going ER

 

[Crustaciouse]

Go ER faggot.
The other way instead of blowing your brains out is to probably jump in front of a train or take some cyanide.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Find a way to lift atleast 20kg over your head, maybe 5 or 6 feet will do. Then find another way to drop these weights on your head.
You must be extremely low IQ to fail

 

[Spite]

And I’m not going ER

I'm not going to help you with that kinda attitude

 

[Gremlincel]

shidding ur pants : (

 

[0764]

Would taping a cars exhaust and then sitting inside the car work?
Would the carbon monoxide vapors kill you painlessly?

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

JFL at not being able to aim at zero distance.

IT'S OVER AIMCEL

There are some really good poisonous plants. But you really should't do it without genuin mentalmaxxing and showing us a photo at least...

 

[Dopeycel]

Would taping a cars exhaust and then sitting inside the car work?
Would the carbon monoxide vapors kill you painlessly?

Yes

 

[0764]

JFL at not being able to aim at zero distance.

IT'S OVER AIMCEL

There are some really good poisonous plants. But you really should't do it without genuin mentalmaxxing and showing us a photo at least...

Lmao, it’s also because the bullet is small, and if it doesn’t reach the right area of the brain then you’re pretty much screwed.

 

[averageblokecel]

Go er faggot

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Dude, if you are going to hell anyway you might as well invest in a real gun. Besides it's not that hard to hit the brainstem just put it in your mouth. Man what am I doing here giving people suicide advice. DON'T DO IT.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Exit bag.

 

[BlackPillUNC]

Would taping a cars exhaust and then sitting inside the car work?
Would the carbon monoxide vapors kill you painlessly?

I don't *think* it's painless if you're conscious from what I remember.

 

[AR15]

Shoot yourself in the head with a rifle or shotgun.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

JFL at people thinking they are going to survive a bullet to the head. Gigacope

 

[Bagelcel]

Are you actually going to kill yourself OP?

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Would taping a cars exhaust and then sitting inside the car work?
Would the carbon monoxide vapors kill you painlessly?

No, it ain't the 1940s, cars these days don't have nearly enough carbon monoxide from their exhaust to kill you. And if you are too scared of shooting yourself in the head because of "bad aim" you will probably not kill yourself at all. Just aim at the area behind the ear to shoot the cerebellum and cause instant death.

Are you actually going to kill yourself OP?

Most of us will eventually. The future will only get worse.

 

[Zod]

Pentobarbital. Absolutely painless, you just fall asleep.

 

[FortunateMilkman]

Shotgun to the head. All other answers are null and void.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

 

[happiless]

Make sure you do it while you feel that emotional drive to, or you'll regret it while suffering through a worthless life.

 

[0764]

Are you actually going to kill yourself OP?

Yes and you should to if you’re really a 30+ currycel

 

[Bagelcel]

Yes and you should to if you’re really a 30+ currycel

i'm not 30+ (i'm 25) where did this rumour come from
I am a currycel though

Not killing myself though..

 

[0764]

i'm not 30+ (i'm 25) where did this rumour come from
I am a currycel though

Not killing myself though..

Well honestly then you honestly should if you’re afraid to show your pic anyway.

Afraid to show pic = truecel.
May the curry god shelter both of us in order to reincarnate as a white Chad

 

[Gremlincel]

JFL at people thinking they are going to survive a bullet to the head. Gigacope

Exactly. Americrats who can access guns yet still make threads like this are stalling.

 

[0764]

Exactly. Americrats who can access guns yet still make threads like this are stalling.

Lol IDIOT it’s hard to buy a gun in the USA you’re a fucking currycel and not even the beta street shitting monkey worshipping cow piss drinking currycel, but a currycel that looks literally like he came from the mountains of Afghanistan. I have a thick ass beard and everyone that I know says I look like a mullah muslim
No one sells guns to people that look like me.

 

[Bagelcel]

Well honestly then you honestly should if you’re afraid to show your pic anyway.

Afraid to show pic = truecel.
May the curry god shelter both of us in order to reincarnate as a white Chad

i've showed my picture to a handful of members via pm tbh, killing yourself won't reincarnate you as a chad anyway.. IF you're religiouscel you'd know that your afterlife will be monumentally worse than your current life if you kill yourself.
You'll be reincarnated through the animal cycle or as a starving kid in Africa tbh.
If you're an agnostic athiest like me, then you'd realise that you might aswell get as much pleasure from life as you can before you suicide.
Go do whatever you want to your hearts desire first atleast.

 

[0764]

i've showed my picture to a handful of members via pm tbh, killing yourself won't reincarnate you as a chad anyway.. IF you're religiouscel you'd know that your afterlife will be monumentally worse than your current life if you kill yourself.
You'll be reincarnated through the animal cycle or as a starving kid in Africa tbh.
If you're an agnostic athiest like me, then you'd realise that you might aswell get as much pleasure from life as you can before you suicide.
Go do whatever you want to your hearts desire first atleast.

Dude there is no pleasure in life, life is a fucking joke the faster you realize it the faster true salvation will appear. Men like us were just not meant to reproduce dude. We are not alone however, most males in the human species and the animal kingdom do not reproduce. So might as well accept our inferior genes and cleanse ourselves from the gene pool, it will help future generations of humans. The only way to benefit humans if you actually care about the human race is to make sure you never reproduce if you’re subhuman
If you’re living your living under the cope that you will eventually reproduce which will GUARANTEED never happen.

 

[Bagelcel]

Dude there is no pleasure in life, life is a fucking joke the faster you realize it the faster true salvation will appear. Men like us were just not meant to reproduce dude. We are not alone however, most males in the human species and the animal kingdom do not reproduce. So might as well accept our inferior genes and cleanse ourselves from the gene pool, it will help future generations of humans. The only way to benefit humans if you actually care about the human race is to make sure you never reproduce if you’re subhuman
If you’re living your living under the cope that you will eventually reproduce which will GUARANTEED never happen.

Tbh if you're a curry in the west you're talking shit tbh.
Having a green card gets you literally a 7/10 obedient virgin wife from india no matter how bad your looks are

 

[0764]

Tbh if you're a curry in the west you're talking shit tbh.
Having a green card gets you literally a 7/10 obedient virgin wife from india no matter how bad your looks are

But I’m not from India. Plus I’m so westernized no one wants to marry me. They want to marry their daughter to a aspiring doctor or software engineer not some suicidal maniac

 

[Gremlincel]

Lol IDIOT it’s hard to buy a gun in the USA you’re a fucking currycel and not even the beta street shitting monkey worshipping cow piss drinking currycel, but a currycel that looks literally like he came from the mountains of Afghanistan. I have a thick ass beard and everyone that I know says I look like a mullah muslim
No one sells guns to people that look like me.

Hm.. fair enough, then.
Here is a good resource. https://8ch.net/suicide/catalog.html

 

[Deleted member 1227]

jump from an airplane without a parachute. You will have a great view before you die.

 

[Bagelcel]

But I’m not from India. Plus I’m so westernized no one wants to marry me. They want to marry their daughter to a aspiring doctor or software engineer not some suicidal maniac

ANY one with a green card can get a marriage to an indian woman in india.. it'll just be someone from a very poor family.
Don't rope.. if all you want is ONE woman to reproduce with you have a chance.

 

[Mik_TFL]

C4 helmet... no, but for real, carbon monoxide positioning is the easiest one, you just get dizzy and fall asleep never to wake up again. I find it sad that you were not able to make life bearable without female relationships, but as a true blackpilled man, I really believe that killing yourself is the answer if you can't make it work otherwise. I might suggest lucid dreaming if you haven't tried it, kept me alive for the last 15 years.

 

[heroinfather]

Faggot OP, if u were gona kys u would have already done it. stop fishing for attention

 

[masterwizard]

Most painless way for sure is building a helium gassing kit out of an oxygen mask, helium canister, and some kind of valve / flow regulator. I think you can combine it with a reasonably loose bag over your head which you then tape shut to air seal. Turn on the valve to release helium, you will quickly asphyxiate. If done right with pure helium, you will just get a bit dizzy and drunk feeling, then go unconscious and die shortly after.

Many places don't sell pure helium anymore because of how many people are making suicide kits with it, which is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. Governments around the world have to STOP their people killing themselves en masse. A lot of helium you buy is oxygen infused so you can't asphyxiate yourself with it. You have to check wherever you buy from.

I hope you don't do it especially if you have family that cares for you, because it will devastate them - from personal experience. But ultimately its your choice. At least try and visamax first before gassing out.

 

[0764]

Faggot OP, if u were gona kys u would have already done it. stop fishing for attention

Dumbass who the hell is fishing for attention, I’m literally asking what’s the best way to kill yourself so I can do it later on. Im a pussy so I need a painless and easy way out. Not fishing for attention at all just need simple advice

 

[Hikikomori]

Here's the truth OP. There are no good end methods available to the public. The only guaranteed and painless methods, require the help of a professional (Such as state ordered lethal injection, or a fatal cocktail containing controlled substances.)

All the options available to you, would either require a lot of courage, OR they might go horribly wrong.

Most of us would like a professional medical provider to do it for us for that reason. Unfortunately, that's not an option. We're trapped in purgatory until natural causes take us away.