SuicideFuel What is the point of morning wood

[SaintSmerdyakov]

What is the point of morning wood, if there is no prime jb to suck you off first thing in the morning and then make u coffee??

 

[basedbaumi]

 

[Reverend Insanity]

In that case what's even the point of a dick we're not gonna use it anyways

 

[Caichan]

I lay down and rot

 

[undesiredsamsung]

What is the point of morning wood,

You piss it out and it goes away

 

[nazianime]

The body subconsciously craves to sexually assault

 

[Rottingcel]

I don’t even get morning wood

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

I don’t even get morning wood

No point anyways

 

[SaintSmerdyakov]

The body subconsciously craves to sexually assault

This is true.

 

[Rottingcel]

No point anyways

Yep, just leads to a worthless nut in the morning

 

[Brainy]

 

[VλREN]

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[alcoholmybestfriend]

you're lucky it still gets up at all. mine works half of the time

 

[Max Doltman]

dick is telling you to fuck

 

[Itsoverm8]

It’s your body reminding you the meaning of life…..SEX

 

[Acorn]

dick is telling you to fuck

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

I've never had "morning wood", or maybe my penis is so small that I've just never noticed it.